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In a hotel with room service works for me.

Like I need to order myprotective gear if I want to try out for the Detroit Derby Girls Like I REALLY want to find a metalflake skate helmet!!! Inspired.

Nobody... Awww....much love to YOU. I hope that you're doing well. One of these nights, we'll have a few drinks.

Pfft...where the hell have YOU been lately??? YOU are. RIZZARDS!!!

You know, Chris... I remember back in the day when you & I chatted via webcam and on Yahoo a lot. I remember how you lamented about love (or a lack of it). You didn't seem to have any faith that it would ever find you. Jeff was the same exact way, back when we were only friends. Funny how love finds YOU. Especially when you kinda give up. It was an honor and a priviledge to be part of that day. Sierra and I had a blast. I just wish that we could have stayed a bit longer. Congrats to you both.

LOL No bowing...just skating!

I know, right? They're supposed to interview us in the next week or so, I think. This just cracks me up...

Have you SEEN my tongue?

I want to buy that rizzard.

It was OOZING.

Living well is the best revenge

I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book... But, I had fun!! Congrats, Chris & Angel!

Nuh uhhhh...you're teh hawt. Yeah. Fight him for that stupid cigarrette that's killing his pasty white ass... You were SO cute. I was just telling one of the girls here at the shop about that awesome fucking mohawk. Awww... As for me: Like I'd like a few more clients this week. Holla. Like I'm feelin pretty damed good. Like I'm skating tonight at Skate Zone on Livernois in Rochester. Tonight is FREE.

All I can say is...what an honor to have been a guest at this wedding. It was WONDERFUL!!

LOL. I'll look forward to it. I think I'll believe it once I see it in the Metro Times. I think that my Mom & my Sister haven't bothered to congratulate me because they may think that I'm pulling a belated April Fool's joke. That's just kind of sad...

Dude...I couldn't believe it when my boss came and told me! I don't know if my actual name is going to be in it, but I'm the ONLY nail girl in this hair shop!! I can't fucking believe this...

Thanks, Babe. Thankfully, this isn't an April Fools joke.

It's expensive, but well worth it... Purology NanoWorks shampoo & conditioner. NO sulfates, which fade the haircolor. After 4 uses of the conditioner alone, your hair will feel AMAZING.

Because of YOU, Curl Up & Dye has been named "Best Nail Salon" in the Metro Times "Best of Detroit!!" Thank you for voting for me!! Now, call 313-833-5006 and book MORE appointments!! YOU ALL FUCKING ROCK!!! <3 B I cannot fucking believe this....

Me too!!!

I have a few folding chairs (2). I just hope that I can find this venue.

Jeez... Look, I'm going to give a short explanation as to why I've not been "normal." I've been such a bitch, and I feel like I should explain why. My son has a HORRIBLE sugar addiction. White sugar is the fucking devil, kids. Some people are assholes when coming off heroin, crack, or coke. My son is like that when coming off anything sugary. He got extremely violent against Jeff (who is capable of defending himself using Akido moves), and I had to call 911. The few people that know of this also know that seeing Ian get handcuffed was almost as bad as seeing my Dad die last year. It has grossly affected my mood. My entire demeanor was COMPLETELY unlike me. I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry for being such a huge dong. He really is a good kid, but needs a lot of help.

I feel a bit better. And like Eternal is very funny.

Ohgod......... I also vomited in my mouth a lil'.... The friendship that I share with you is like peeing your pants. You know that it's there, but you don't always see it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.