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My nighttime "smoothie."

How do you think that my angry uterus ended up here?

Oh. I left for 5 minutes and missed out. Dammit.

LMAO...nope. Bring it. LOL What's wrong with her neato uterus?? There's no nudity. No pornography. It's a uterus. A very pissed off uterus.

Which is chock-FULL of sand!!! *ducks*

You're right. I have no heart. LOL Could someone PLEASE take over my volunteer organization? No heartless woman should be allowed to be the founder of the Motor City Pinup Dolls!!! *snort*

Sobbing like a baby at the end of "Prayers for Bobby" on Lifetime. Fuck you, Lifetime. My hormones say it, too.

See? You can be funny.

If I take a half a Vicoprofen, NO screaming will occur.

You too today, eh?? I'm ready to beat shit up.

Woohoo!! I'm feeling hungry.

Watching "Prayers for Bobby" and getting REALLY pissed off. I don't like bible-thumpers. Being gay is not a sin or a choice. Goddamn, this is pissing me off.

I'm tired. We bowled for the Kidney Foundation for 3 hours, but we had fun!!

You are teh smrt!!

DAMN girl!! I want what you're having!!!

Thank you!!

More Colon Blow!

*hugs* As for me...irritated because I want to go out tonight, but can't. And, I have cramps. Yay me.

Is it prune-flavored Tang? Because everyone likes a little Prune Tang in the morning!

I'll be shitting ALIENS by the end of the week...END!! I'm getting better about my caffeine intake. I'm down to drinking a cup a day of half-caff.When I buy coffee, I like to get it the same way. I just have a problem with cutting back on the flavored creamer...

Cher...buy fox urine from a hunting store. Squirt it into the vents and rubber window guards. They'll NEVER be able to get rid of the stench. Trust me.

I'll look after I eat my salad....

*gasps* I want to see pictures of the poop!!

Isn't there some sort of penalty if someone uses your bridge card? I know it's like that in MD. You take your card, GRG, and you keep it where they can't get to it. You buy the things YOU need to stay healthy. To allow them to do this is to sbaotage your own well-being. Put a lock on your bedroom door.It's what keeps out kids out of our stuff. Only YOU have the key.