Brenda Starrr

I do NOT look like a schnauzer and I'm not in the mood to spread 'em tonight.

Has the Colon Blow arrived yet, or is it okay for me to finish this bottle of red wine?

After I stick my finger hwere the sun don't shine, how will you feel??

OOOH! OOOH! Can I be Jeff Gillooly???

Like I will never skate at Skate World again. They are the fucking skate gestapo. I can't tie my sweatshirt around my waist, but this asshole father & son can speed around and cut people off?? Bitch, please. And the so-called "lesson" was geared toward 5 year olds. What a waste of $10.

Both of you are so gay.

Like typing on this tiny netbook keyboard is hard work! Like I need to make more money and FAST. Like It's my fault...ALL of it, and that Jeff doesn't deserve this. Like I need to sell my guitar & case TODAY.

Frustrated.

I want some Colon Blow

In my favorite colors, even! Thanks!

It's okay. I'm a former mod who stopped being a mod because I like to tell everyone what to do, but not do it for them. Goddamn you're demanding. His should be made of penises.

My scale is unreliable. I think it's telling me that I've lost 5lbs because I'm a bitch and it's terrified of me.

Psst....Mods... This needs to be moved to Creations. <3

Oh, you have SOME nerve!! I want what YOU have! Mine pays a measly $15 per month for 2 kids, one of which is Autistic. No paying half for ANY of his scrips or med bills. And because he finds jobs under the table for cash, I can't get any more out of him for them. I'll take advice, though. He should quit lying to them by saying that he loves them. If he did, he'd be far more helpful. *Takes Chris's Goth Card and shreds the shit out of it.* I can help...beat her. I'm not making bouquets anymore. I have all of that stuff, too. He won't let ME do it, either! *thud As for me... I should shower, run a few errands, make dinner, and take the kids skating. One of our friends is going to Great Skate, so I'm going to check it out.

Oedipus Wrecks. LOL

Oh no. I'm everyone's Mom. Wait...does that make me something like "Stacey's Mom?" Ask her if her teeth are real. You MAY be able to get past the poo. Looks like poo. That's what you get after Colon Blow. Me too! I want bloomers and a new corset!

Gretting ready to go back to BonaVenture for more.

Having a Turets moment because the fucking steelers are going to the Super Bowl, instead of my Ravens. Fuck you, steelers. You know what you can do with that terrible towel... Fuck. Fuck... Suck it. You aren't worthy of capitalization. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

Getting dinner ready, and prepping my skates!!! WOOT!

A la' Anne Rice...I love a hot sexy vampire look. Indeed!! And more YELLOW!!! Yellow is the most underrated and unappreciated color EVER. Maybe I should find a yellow tee for tonight...

I know! Let's bring back our most abrasive posters!!!

LMAO

Every time I've gone, it smells like something is burning. Therefore, I don't go. I'm not joking.

WHAT??