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Front Line Assembly - Final Impact

Working, hopeing the next dispatcher comes on shift at noon, not 6:00.

merry f**king christmas

sour dough pretzels

Negative Format - Echo Chamber

Neuroticfish - Skin

Innocence so far gone, did it really exist? Judgement comes for us all.

Fucking (IPA: [ˈfʊkɪŋ]; rhymes with "looking") is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf[2], in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria.[3] It is located 32 km north of Salzburg and 4 km east of the border with Germany, half an hour's ride from Petting in Bavaria. The village is known to have existed as "Fucking" since at least 1070 and is named after a man from the 6th century called Focko. "Ing" is an old Germanic suffix indicating the people of the root word to which it is attached (cf Beowulf's "Scylding" - people of Scyld); thus "Fucking," in this case, means “(place of )Focko’s people."[4] The village has a population of 93. Fucking's most famous feature is a traffic sign with its name on it, beside which English-speaking tourists often stop to have their photograph taken. It is a commonly stolen street sign.[5] Significant amounts of public funds are spent on replacing the stolen signs. In 2004, due to the stolen signs and embarrassment over the name, a vote was held on changing the village's name, but the residents voted against doing so.[4] In August 2005 the road signs were replaced with theft-resistant signs welded to steel and secured in concrete to prevent further chances of the sign being stolen.[6]

No daddy, not again! I'll stay off the shed!

I'm so happy, I think I might poop

Funker Vogt - Gunman

None I'd spend them all on bubble gum. Do you think less of me for forgetting the question part?

I just got this email at work.. LOL!:

butthole!

I'm getting antzy! I wanna go home!

i gots 3 hours 49 minutes

noticing how slowly time goes when you are going on vacation after work

Phee your new sig even freaks me out a little.. I love it

we call that crack

regretting the burrito!

a 2 pound burrito and chips and salsa!

has a head that smells like a puppy