odims_sphere
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Nothing... I's hungie
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In the frantic search for a replacement Shmenda met Shmeff. She admired his goat jerking technique, it was obvious that he had years of experiance.
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seriously
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Everyone was upset at that there was so little goat semen but it was the recently fired Shmstrbeau's job to jerk them off.
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Don't make me lay my goon hand down
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Their lips slowly parted, aching in anticipation of their next meeting yet the thought of hot, melty cheese dribbling down the back of their throats was beginning to get unbearable.
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Next time I tell you something, you'll listen won't you?
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Talking to Kelly and her brother on yahoo
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Shmayne carefully set her smoldering contact lenses down and promptly marched over to Shmenda and greeted her in the usual fashion, a long passionate kiss firmly on the lips, with just a hint of a tongue flicker.
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Take it easy, we'll get there, *kisses shmenda's forehead*
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Damn girl we need to get together
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Rubbing my butt, this chair is hard.
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Said Shmenda as she burst into the room with a huge cloud of purple smoke.
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Not just any corn, there was sweet corn, field corn, candy corn and even a corn they cut off of the queen's left foot.
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Shmellygrrrrl was there, Shmixwicked was there but his favorite, Shanicqueen, was unable to make it.
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Tro.. er... Shmroy was feeling very melancholy. He Slumped over upon his gold throne, his crown feeling very heavy for his favorite daughter was to be wed today.
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A nice ham and cheese on rye where the cheese is all melty and good. She then washed it down with a big bucket of...
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Voting for Gavin
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Waiting at werk... again
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(heh, I do remember) Naked and outmatched by the now plaid deamon Shmenda did the only thing she could do.
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...stuffed polar bear. The lantern emitted an eerie orange glow casting dancing shadows on his twisted and distorted face.
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The horse, hearing his name being shouted by his naked master, sprang into action immeadiatly devouring the cruton in three quick bites.
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The crouton must have used more mental power this time as Shmenda's horse heard it which sent the beautiful beast in to a frenzy. Earlier in the week Shmenda had fired the stable boy Shmstrbeau for sexually molesting a pony.
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Which confused Shmenda. She couldn't make out any trace of a mouth below the very large, beautiful brown eyes. Then it hit her like a sledgehammer in her sharp skull. Telethapy!
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She gently rubbed the soreness away almost unconsciously as she always did after a long, bareback ride all the while cautiously moving closer to the giant piece of dried bread.