I'm so goth that I look up obscure goth refrences on the internet then tell people they are not goth if they don't know who the hell I'm talking about.
I'm so goth that I pass judgement on total strangers.
I'm so goth that I take myself way to seriously, then claim others are not goth if they have fun once in a while.
I'm so goth that I wish I was dead, and others wish the same.