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This is about the only one I could find that wasn't baring her midriff:

Let me guess, he's tall and has long dark hair?

Yes, but I didn't see Phee, because I believe he and you are the same. You are just one of his many alter-egos. Bloody doppleganger.

I wonder if I can commission one from RealDoll.

Then there's this one that Phee posted in the redhead appreciation thread:

I hope so. We like meeting new people.

I knew it all along. Nyxiin is really just one of Phee's alter egos. One he created specially to torment me because he knows how affected I am by redheads. I've never seen both of them in the same place at the same time so it must be true. Damn you and your evil ways Phee!!!

So I'm the shit and the fan? That would explain why bullies kept doing the "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself ..." bit to me.

TaysteeWonderBunny and I are looking to be there on the 24th and the 25th.

I'm getting to the point of being so poor I can't afford both my life coach and my bodyguard so I've decided to fire them both and hire you to do all their work, but I can only pay you half as much. My sports car only takes premium fuel after all and I don't want to be so broke I can't afford that.

When you can take your pet to the spa, or your wife, but not both. Wow, tough decision.

I think about the only one I fit into is the painfully obvious pun.

Eevee's popular.

I know! And I had to stiff the caddy to make sure I still had drink money for afterward.

They are so succulent. I like rolling them around on my tongue a bit before nibbling and swallowing.

I like cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put some in the food.

I'm going to have to side with Nocker on this one.

You have to start playing at the public golf courses because you can't afford your country club membership anymore.

Pajama-wearing, hidey-seeky lubbers. I'm going to use that.

Most of what I do is instinctive. I'll start with something basic like a steak, a burger, a chicken breast, a salmon filet, or whatnot, then I just look through the pantry at spices, sauces, and whatnot and just grab whatever I feel will might be tasty at the moment. Usually everything I come up with is pretty successful. So far my #1 winner is my orgasm pancakes (cinnamon and vanilla), but my burgers with close to a dozen secret additions are pretty kick ass!

I concur. This whole thread started turning to fail when the conversation deviated from anything other than pirates or ninjas. All this zombie/robot crap deserves its own thread instead of pirating this one, which, is further proof that pirates are better.

Hell yeah I'm going to be there! 21 is a special birthday and Eevee is a special person. I wouldn't miss this for anything.

*glomps, abducts, parties*