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  1. n0Mad
    Pardon me while I clean up my mess. That is sexy!!!
  2. n0Mad
    Changing into my new outfit and waiting for FarrIL to show up so we can go out to Mephistos tonight.
  3. n0Mad
    I hurt. I need to go ... um, do something. :whistling
  4. n0Mad
    I just finished eating some pancakes that I added some extra ingredients to which nearly made me orgasm ... they were GREAT! (Nope. I'm not telling. My secret recipe.)
  5. n0Mad
    I'm shooting kitties out of a cannon onto explosives and spikes. It's GREAT!
  6. n0Mad
    I put suffixeses on the endses of thingiesieses once ... it was greateded.
  7. n0Mad
    I wonder if Jesus Christ was diabetic, because his blood tastes sweet.
  8. n0Mad
    I saw a clip from a porn movie where a guy delivered a "Big Sausage Pizza" to a hot chick once ... it was great.
  9. n0Mad
    While playing "Settlers of Catan" I had wood for sheep ... it was great.
  10. n0Mad
    You can always sic the rabid wombats on her.
  11. n0Mad
    Yeah, why do you think the bartender in "The Simpsons" is named Moe? Because it sounds like Mow.
  12. n0Mad
    Because wombats spelled backwards is "Stab Mow". And as everyone knows, "Mow" is Australian slang for bartender. Being the land down under, people tend to read backwards and nobody wants those bloody animals killing the bartender, thus wombats are banned so they don't stab mow.
  13. n0Mad
    She'll have to be a small one 'cuz I don't have much of a lap. Anyway, to get this topic back on track, here's a pic of my ex from over a year ago out in Colorado whom I (sadly) still have the hots for:
  14. n0Mad
    *sniff sniff* Yep.
  15. n0Mad
    You got plenty of attention on your birthday.
  16. n0Mad
    The statement below is true. The statement above is false.
  17. n0Mad
    Someone set up us the bomb. It was great.
  18. n0Mad
    My nipples have been itching for several days now and it's driving me crazy. Actually, my whole chest itches but especially my nipples. I keep tweeking them at work to get the itching to stop. Stupid hair. I wish I had the money for laser hair removal surgery because shaving's a bitch.
  19. n0Mad
    I woke up at 9:00 tonight ... it was great.
  20. n0Mad
    My friend's cat ignored catnip but went ape shit over pipe tobacco. It was great.
  21. n0Mad
    I drank some juice once ... it was grape. I stepped on a sewer covering once ... it was grate. I saw a wall in China once ... it was Great.
  22. n0Mad
    Yeah, I give last night a big thumbs up. *snicker*
  23. n0Mad
    Trying to say hi back via IM, but getting no response. So, I'm going to bed.
  24. n0Mad
    They're not issues. They're bitter resentments. There's a difference. LOL. Right now I'm taking prescription strength ibuprofen to stop the headache. And eating donuts.
  25. n0Mad
    Finally received e-mail from friend and smiling at pic. Mmm ... red hair. I can go to bed now.
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