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And "ask" is not spelled a-k-s, and there's no H in the word "asphalt". Okay, there is an H, but only one. It's not "ashphalt".

Are you planning on getting her pregnant so she'll have an anchor baby? If anyone's seed is powerful enough to do that over the internet, it's yours Chernobyl.

Taken from the Wikipedia entry on the song: So, who needs talent? For just $2K you can buy your way to fame and glory.

If that's the case, then I don't have to worry about climate change, recycling, pollution, overpopulation, deforestation, genocide ...

I can knot a rope with one hand using three different methods.

I have every Eddie Izzard DVD you can get in America. I love that man. I got to see him live at the Detroit Opera House a couple years ago.

"We so excited"? "We gonna have a ball today"? "I be Rebecca Black"? Maybe after she's done teaching us chronology, somebody can teach her English. That would be more educational. Then again, seeing as how so many older and educated people have trouble using helper verbs when needed, maybe I'm just dreaming.

When my wife and I first started dating, I bought her the latex apron and latex gloves. She still hasn't put the rest of the outfit together though. You know you really trust and love somebody when you get them accouterments to cosplay Asami Yamazaki

If Asherah does translate to "sacred tree" then it gives a whole new meaning to eating the forbidden fruit.

Even if you're not a fan of the music, as long as you don't hate it at least, the show is phenomenal! Fan dancing, playlets, poetry, aerial performance, fire twirling and eating, fire hula hoop, stilt walking, the rat game, ribbon twirling, gorgeous corsets and pseudo-Victorian costumes, pirates, audience participation, tea and cookies for all ... it's not a concert, it's a show circus spectacle! The music is just bonus.

I could argue either way. Personally, I can't stand Gottfried so I never would've hired him in the first place.

Yeah, but you weren't modeling it like the chick above. Go fix.

I'd certainly like to peek-at-you. Nice pokeballs.

Sucks that the reschedule landed on a Wednesday, but we'll be there tomorrow!

Since you're becoming Welsh, does that mean you'll have to change your name to jnxxxdngl?

New date is confirmed. Next Wednesday, March 16, 8pm. http://www.thecrofoot.com/events/1237.html

Little Dutch Boy plugs the hole with his finger saving us all:

Lucita controls the shadows with Obtenebration:

The Pink Ladies protest:

Foils Stymie's attack with a bandwidth limit: