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Well, you live there and that's pretty magical.

It's Blackstone's (Sr. & Jr) hometown and the HQ of Abbott's magic company.

Hey, Colon ... that's the magic capital of the world!

Zounds! Who are you and where have you been all my life?

I have a crush on Phee's posts. Not Phee; just his posts. Sorry Phee. Same with the eternal.

I think everybody has a crush on LittlePinkKitty. I know I have for several years. And I also have a crush on Eevee, which again, I think a lot of people do.

... in bed.

Darling Violetta - "I Want to Kill You"

At work, we have a really lame CD playing for Halloween. Some songs I can understand and are acceptable (albeit lame) like "The Monster Mash". Other songs aren't really Halloweeny, but I guess they're okay such as "The Witch Doctor". Then there are those songs that aren't Halloweeny at all like "Shake Senora" and "Time Warp", but they are kinda from Halloweenyish movies. I see why they're on the CD, but I don't think they should be at all. But why the hell are songs like "Hand Jive" and "The Name Game" on the disc? Lame. In less than 15 minutes, TWB and I came up with at least a dozen other songs that would be way better like "Every Day is Halloween" by Ministry and even "Bela Lugosi's Dead" by Bauhaus. So ... what songs would you put on a Halloween mix?

Wearing flip-flops anywhere else except the beach or pool.

I've never been there so I really can't judge, but I just don't get it. Their website sucks so I can't get any information there, and their Facebook page isn't much better. All I know is it's a big carnival. But tickets start at $65 and go up to $100 or more. For what? A bunch of side show acts? I can get that for free by hanging out with my friends and fellow performers. For $65, I can spend all day at Cedar Point having a blast. Theatre Bizarre better be fucking amazing for that kind of money. But is it, really? Even at their usual location? Is it really worth $100? What about the last minute, emergency relocate to the Filmore? Is that even worth the discount $65? What about $30? What is so special about this event that I don't know about?

Outsourcing.

Free Will

X1023

The Gimp has a crush on Jesus Christ on a pogo stick? Whatever turns you on I guess. lol

Sagging pants. Caffeine Free Diet Mt. Dew

Yeah, but you're Canadian, so with the exchange rate that's what? B?

I'm seven feet tall, kill men by the hundreds, consume the English with fireballs from my eyes, and bolts of lightning from my arse.

Thank you. I said it half as a joke, but I was also half serious. It does have some sense to it.

Ooh, or you could just play music in chronological order. That way us old people can hear what we like and still get home at a reasonable time for bed, and the youngins can party late into the night listening to their crap.

How about this song? Here it is in German so it must be goth:

Some may consider pissing in my corn flakes a joke but I don't find it funny and it's unappreciated. I want to go to that club. I love DJ OontzEuroVNVCombiWolfshiem and I like DJ LeatherPuppy242Assembly, but I can't stand DJ FearKornClutchMarilynPig, so that sounds like the perfect night. That's kind of what Mephistos used to be like. They'd have a DJ on the main floor doing one style of music, and another upstairs doing another. They'd rotate several DJs from weekend to weekend and you got used to who played what. I'd always go on nights that Pulse State and Crash Site played because I loved their styles. On those nights I knew I'd do a lot of dancing and less socializing. Jinx and Scary Guy played good music too, but their styles weren't quite my thing. I'd still go on their nights but I knew I'd do less dancing and more socializing on those nights. The other DJs were good too, but I didn't know their styles as well. About the only nights I really didn't want to go to Mephistos and would rather stay home where when they had live bands.

I haven't seen or heard from Roman in ages.

I thought it was how you get rid of your bills. (Burn a debt)