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There you go. Three votes. Now you have to.

Told ya so. The last movie I saw *ahem* was Iron Man 2. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Not as deep as the first one, but just as much fun. It's also the first movie I've ever seen Scarlett Johansson and thought, "Whoa!" Most of the time with her I'm just, "Eh."

Or lesbian lovers.

I think FarrIL and Eevee are long lost sisters.

I think "bald" and "pervy" go hand-in-hand on DGN.

Ninjas Rescue Man from Muggers By John Farrier in Odd News on May 20, 2010 at 12:00 pm A German exchange student in Sydney, Australia was getting beaten and mugged by thugs. That’s when the ninjas showed up: They grabbed his phone and iPod and kicked him while he lay on the ground. However, the men were spotted by a member of a nearby dojo. Nathan Smith told his sensei and the rest of the students at Ninja Senshi Ryu and they rushed out to confront the thugs – all dressed in traditional black ninja garb. On seeing the ninjas, the men fled, only to be later arrested by police. “You should have seen their faces when they saw us in ninja gear coming towards them,” the school’s sensei, Kaylan Soto, told the Herald.

I confess that "if you don't know me by now, then you'll never ever know me".

A coffin A shovel A box of condoms

I still don't get how it's wrong for any images of their prophet to exist, yet it's perfectly acceptable and encouraged to change your name to that of the prophet.

England has at least 27 distinct regional accents. So he could have been using one of those and been spot on. I haven't seen the movie yet so I don't know. Plus it's been almost 8 years since I seriously studied any dialects so I probably wouldn't know anyway.

Are you sure? I didn't think you were into TBM. And don't you detest Chibi?

I used to manage a nightclub. I've been through two health inspections and three fire inspections. I know what they look for. City Club doesn't even come close to passing. Somebody is bribing somebody.

You mean like these? Doesn't piss me off. Maybe if I were Muslim or Jewish, some of these might irk me. But I am a devout Christian. I pray several times a day, attend church weekly if possible, teach Bible study on occasion, and give the children's sermon at church every couple months. Draw all the graven images of my savior that you want to; it doesn't bother me. I'm secure enough in my faith. Plus there's that whole "turn the other cheek" thing. Why get pissed off? Besides, any images or acts or such don't blaspheme me; they blaspheme God so let the punishment be his, right? Burn a cross on your lawn for all I care; it doesn't bother me. Now, burn one on my lawn and then I'll get pissed. Not necessarily because of the burning cross so much as violation of property rights. Not just religion, I think people get too worked up over nothing. Can't we all just get along chill?

.\.|./ _O_ .. | .. | ../ \ There. I drew Muhammad.

I confess, I agree.

America makes some pretty good instructional videos too.

The media won't embed. http://www.creativeminorityreport.com/2010/05/brilliant-parody-of-megachurch-worship.html

Again? It seems like it was just your b'day a year ago. Sorry Calix and I couldn't make it to the club; it was her bridal shower yesterday. We'll be out of town next weekend but maybe we can set up a dinner with you or something to celebrate. Let us know.

There's a new old new LOL on the cheezburger network. http://historiclols.cheezburger.com/

Well, in the New Topics field on the main page, it says, "Sex Toys Stolen by Slogo", so there's your answer.

WTF + LOL = that commercial

Here's a new one for you Eevee:

Yeah, I had to mop up after her when I let her shoot my .45

I confess I dream big and act little. I confess I need to start acting big too.