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Fixed. Is that anything like a joyful psychic?

I could go for some apathetic aesthetic athletic anesthetic antics.

"Here's to honor, getting honor, keeping honor, and if you can't come in her, come on her."

All the hotness and half the psycho. Yay!

All of my ex-girlfriend's since high school have had red hair at one time or another. Only my Colorado ex was a natural though and my current fiance is a natural strawberry. How I've survived this long is beyond me too.

To smoke, play the lottery, buy pornography, and join the military. But you've already been legal to have sex for two years now. Come on, what's the hold up?

How about the Prince of Pervs. Just call me POP. On second thought, maybe not. lol Her ass?

Although if you go to City, you'll get felt up. It's true; I've seen it happen.

Looks like it won't be until 2/13 for the next Spook sighting. After 3/1, hopefully they'll become a little more frequent.

Are you sure? Because these pictures say otherwise: Uber cuteness though. Can I kidnap you?

No. Somebody squirted a jelly donut all over her. She got payback though by squirting a custard donut all over them and making them look like a bukkake porn star.

Time to resurrect an old thread. Topic: Helper Verbs. Discuss.

I just realized, even though this was split off from another topic, since my post starts off this new topic, I got credit for starting it. WIN! I'm a dirty old harassing man.

I've seen that, but I've seen it go the other way too. RenFests are a great place for green entertainers to work on their craft and develop some great experience. I have seen far too many newbies jump right in and think they should be getting paid big bucks when that is not the case. On the other hand, I've also seen exceptional entertainers with decades of experience who deserve big bucks only offered paltry sums. There is room for both at a RenFaire if it's well managed, but all too often I've seen new actors treat management like crap thinking they deserve more money and recognition when really they don't, and I've seen management lose wonderful acts because they won't pay them what they're worth.

Hey ladies, wanna see something swell?

MIRF '97 and '98.

SLRF '08 part II.

Me at SLRF '08.

They're not wrinkles, they're veins and they're supposed to make things feel better.

Three posts in a row by Phee that I actually agree with? What is this world coming to? Either hell has frozen over, pigs can fly, my fiance's politics are rubbing off on me, I'm not as conservative as I think, or Phee's not as liberal as he thinks.

*waves his stick at you and yells something about a lawn*

I'm not just a dirty old man, but a crotchety crotch-n-titty one as well.

Too fat, fat you must cut lean. You got to take the elevator to the mezzanine, Chump, change, and it's on, super bon bon Super bon bon, Super bon bon.

Yeah, but you're a doctor. You have access to defibrillators.

I did street at the Michigan Renaissance Festival in '97 and '98 and introduced a few bits that were groundbreaking at the time but are now old hat. Throughout most of the '00s I trained a lot of actors and combatants for both MIRF and SLRF, choreographed some fights, and scripted some bits, but didn't actively participate myself. In 2008 I had a stage show at the Silverleaf Renaissance Faire. That was fun but a lot of hard work. I have a couple faires asking for me this year but unfortunately I don't think I'll be able to do them. So, yeah ... I've got a lot of RenFest experience but no, I'm not really a Rennie. It's a gig, a fun and sometimes well paid gig, but not my life.