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We could always use some more win on this board. You spelled it wrong though.

I gotz you a cake But I eated the left boob already.

Great. Now I have the song from 1776 stuck in my head, "Molasses to rum to slaves ...". Thanks.

I knew I should have copyrighted that phrase.

Cardiac Arrest. Not uncommon at 32, but that's still really young. I always thought she was really hot. Great eyes.

Dang, you're old. But let's party anyway.

That's very similar to what I was going to say. Get out of my head! lol

And no one you know will. Because they are BANNED! Stupid government.

A friend of mine commented on Facebook: "The story is Pocahontas. Except the Native Americans are ten feet tall, blue, and have a more tangible connection to the earth than in the real story, this ultimately leads to a happier (and more action packed) ending than blankets with small pox." Ooo! May Calix and I kidnap you? Please?!

Don't you mean "hard"? Regardless, I hope the answer comes soon.

Ha! A true cattle battle:

Wishing you plenty of for your birthday. (Just a tip ... NEVER ever ever type "goat sex" into Google image search without safe mode turned on. You may end up scarred for life. )

No, you still look like a douche. *runs*

But tonight is "DeLongis Movie Night Evah!" Yay!

Indeed.

But if you leave out names it looks kinda like: "me and prick and his lady and you" and I really don't want to think about the three of you guys gangbanging some poor chick.

That is awesomely hilarious! Why thank you. I'm game! Not nearly as long as I have.

Agreed. Saved to my Teens>Redheads folder.

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Welcome to Japan.

Well I guess I better cancel the order for this (NSFW) for your Christmas present then.

Now that conjures up all sorts of wonderful images in my head.