So, if we lived in the Earthdawn world, our kids would be Elks.
"Elk: A cross between an elf and an ork. Restricted to riding reindeer."
Though just above that is, "Goth: A cross between an elf and a dwarf. Goths receive a +4 to Charisma, but suffer from severe self loathing. Horrors don't mark them.".
Ahh ... Earthdawn. How I miss thee.
And I concur with everyone else re:Jamie ...