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n0Mad

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  1. I love the new look, new interface, and new features. I have nothing to complain about and only accolades. Well, except the "mark forum as read" option not taking me back to the index page.
  2. Plenty of old vans in the parking lot. They just may not be for sale. And I'm sure you can find one with the chloroform already in it.
  3. A beat up white cargo van A clown costume A box of condoms
  4. An acoustic guitar A bottle of chloroform A box of condoms
  5. A slip and slide 50' of barbed wire A box of condoms A cow tongue A tube of lipstick A box of condoms A radio alarm clock One of those flowers that dances to music A box of condoms Two girls One cup A box of condoms
  6. A box of condoms Another box of condoms Yet another box of condoms
  7. Here's one I actually bought in high school: A quart of Karo light corn syrup Food coloring A box of condoms
  8. And yet a kid would still get kicked out of school for anything swastika related even if all the above was explained. Stupid edjimukators.
  9. You killed Walter Kronkite? You bastard!
  10. "And that's the way it was ..." They just don't make newscasters like this anymore. He was also the narrator for the "Spaceship Earth" ride at Epcot.
  11. Well hopefully it won't last long (unless you want it to). You're gorgeous. PS - Haven't seen you around DGN in a while. Good to see you again.
  12. I am offended that you even insinuate I might get offended easily.
  13. I have been immortalized in chalk on my girlfriend's driveway.
  14. Actually it was the bridge that took the heat which is why it collapsed. Last time I saw a list, "elephant trainer" was the most dangerous.
  15. The Game is revealed to have just been a game. The accounts have not been drained, the gun was replaced with one firing blanks, and his brother is alive.
  16. Turns out those old rifles are worth a buttload of money. But were they thrown into the river or did his friends catch him in time?
  17. Explosions normally happen when there is rapid pressurization and the vessel can no longer contain it. </smartass>
  18. I really shouldn't read these things when I'm tired. I read that as "pornography". Are you sure you don't want to go to school for that instead? I could tutor you.
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