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True. There are minor differences in being a Top for B&D, a Dom for D&S, and a Dom for S&M. But all those are vastly different from simply being a bitch.

Ice Queen has charm, and that makes all the difference. Spook is feeling: Conspiratorial

Oh, she returned my love alright, but when things stopped being convenient she broke up with me. And I've been single ever since. Haven't even found a playmate yet. Me wants, go fetch.

I did that once ... it was great. Except she couldn't return it.

"Follow me, don't follow me; I've got my spine, I've got my Orange Crush"

Play Fluxx.

I'm exhausted from work and still a little sick, and I was feeling a bit depressed most of the day, but just chatting (albeit briefly) with a foxy chick cheered me up a bit.

Eat something.

I have a cold. I should've stayed in last night because drinking and not getting sleep for 28 hours just exacerbated things, but it's only New Years once a year you know. Ugh ... miserable.

How about these?

Realizing that my ex doesn't love me anymore and starting to think that maybe she never really did. And thinking that I may never find somebody who does.

Well, there you go then.

Green.

I get no love.

Aww ... you're so pretty. Even if you are blond. Here are some of mine:

Do you know who does? *waits for her to reply with, "Your mom!"* Yeah, you're right.

*puts away shibari ropes*

Although you are the original kitsune. Well, you will be as soon as you wear the ears and tail.

That reminds me of a really cerebral joke I came up with years ago that almost no one gets ... English Major 1: "I really hate quantitative article/noun disagreement." English Major 2: "Amen!" And not quite as obscure, but still not many people get ... "Having two flags is a double standard." And finally, some number humor ... "She's only 20? Score!" "12 cans of soda in a case at 12 oz each makes 144 ounces. That's gross." Person 1: "Do you know what's odd?" Person 2: "All prime numbers. Well ... even two."

We'll get him those suction cup arrows. Or the Nerf bow. lol

I agree. Didn't we talk about that in the CC bathroom last night? Er, wait ... guys don't talk to each other in the bathroom. Must've been somewhere else.

I'm chatting with eevee and ... just eevee.