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First guy that tries to use my foundation gets his balls smacked.

This reminds me of my friend, Jack. His mother had a breast augmentation, a really, really noticeable breast augmentation. And I remember the first time I saw her after the surgery, Jack gave his mom a hug and then he whispered to me 'Every time I do that it's another year of therapy' HA!

The kiddos Guy My friends, especially Anna Cocabanna My bicycle (I liked it more before I popped the tire. Grr.) Fresh chocolate chip cookies...like the ones I'm about to eat. Yummy yummy in my tummy!

I will bring the marshmallows. Rat bastards.

YOu can find alot of fun steampunk stuff on etsy.com

http://www.flickr.com/photos/extramatic/1332742873/

Done and done. You're not only a sculptor, but the GREATEST sculptor. The Italians chucked Michelangelo's David out with yesterday's trash, and now YOUR masterpiece, which is four tons of carved marble in the likeness of a mustard jar, is sitting at the Galleria d' Accademia is Florence. Well done. But what artist didn't suffer a little for her work, eh? Your follow-up piece, which is four tons of carved marble in the likeness of, fittingly, a ketchup bottle, did not fare so well. The Italians are so disgusted with your work that they throw both the ketchup and the mustard out with David and you are now shunned by the art community. You are forced to live in a Thomas Kincaide painting, and it is ALWAYS daylight. I wish I had a clean house.

I dream OF pieces of meat. Steak....mmmm....is that the same thing? 1. Yup, it's really truly that great. 2. Nope. I am doing nothing close to what I'd imagined I'd be doing. I love it anyway and as it turns out the life I thought I didn't want is WAY better than the life I was planning. Who knew, eh? 3. Nope. I don't want to live forever to do the things I haven't done. I want to live forever so I can keep doing the things I'm currently doing.

Ha! That's what my dad says! It cracks me up! He's like 'What's the world coming to when even the Republicans are liberals? Bah!' Aw, I'm gonna go give that guy a call in a minute. I miss him (my dad, not McCain)

Well stated. And, didn't you hear? 40 is the new 20, which must mean that 30 is the new 10, so go climb a tree for goodness sake! And, by the way, if I could PICK the age at which I freeze, it would be 42. I just have a feeling that will be a REALLY good year for me. Not sure why, just this feeling I have.

So, wait a minute, I won't get to hear Mustang Sally at the next wedding I go to? Not even once? You promise? So far, I'm liking this brave new world. Will there be underground DJs, who say things like 'I got the goods. I got yer Celine Dion RIGHT HERE. It'll cost ya though...' In all seriousness, please elaborate on how the president could shut down every DJ in the country (or why he would even want to).

Yeah, it would be kind of a bummer that everyone died before me, but, hey I'd make new friends. Though 'forever' seems a mighty long while. I wouldn't mind living a very very very long time.

McCain would be for me if I had to vote today. Unless he radically changes his platform, or we find out he's sleeping with goats or something (sheep, though, are acceptable) then I don't expect my views will change much by election day.

Or an RV dealer. Yikes.

It would be the equivalent of about .86 Euro per liter. This is when you should go 'WTF?!??! And you people are bitching?!?!?' HOWEVER, most people commute more than 20 miles to work each way. So, though gas is actually reasonably priced, our commutes are not :( And we drive cars that get like 8 miles per gallon.

I'm disappointed that you did not address the accuracy of my riding a horse tip. I think that was the best one. Ah, oil and futures. I cannot tell you how many conversations I have had with my dear friend Mr. Economist (though we call him Cha-Cha) over how those damn speculators keep driving up the price of gas. Sons of bitches. For real. They trash the housing market. They trash the oil market. Sons. Of. Bitches.

I heard a few little tips on conserving gas. 1. Never let your tank go below half. When the tank is only half full, more of the gas evaporates. 2. Fill up your tank in the morning when it is the coolest. Gas is more dense when it's cool. 3. Drive slower. 4. Use your cruise control - it will keep you from making suden starts and stops. and the best tip to conserve on gas: ride a horse.

Hehe. I like this post.

Wow honey these must be firecracker comments cuz everyone seems to have something to say to you! All I'm saying is this - I have some bad news for you. I've lived in other countries. Same shit. Different latitude. Give it a whirl. It's a good time, just don't expect people to change with the climate.

Amazing Grace by pretty much anybody. Come on now "saved a wretch like me" How do you not get choked up? Taps. Because they only play it when someone's dead. Please don't take the girl. I actually had to pull my car over to the side of the road before because I was crying so hard. Concrete Love by Julia Fordham. I'll stand by you - the Pretenders and Joey by Concrete Blonde. They both remind me of somebodies. Somebodies that I love very much and miss dearly.

Absolutely right. Since the girls have been born (and obviously while I was pregnant) I haven't donated blood. Shame on me. For real. I used to donate all the time. It's hard to get to the donation center with babies in tow, but you're right. We have a blood drive at work twice a year. I guilted my friend Kim into donating. I didn't mean to. Really. I was just trying to be funny. Next thing I know she's gone. Next thing I know after that, another one of our co-workers is taking her purse off of her desk and I say 'Where are you going with Kim's purse?' And he says 'She asked for it. She needs a dollar to get some water. She's not feeling so well' So I got out in the hall and she is crumpled on the floor and she is GRAY. Not pale, not flush, just gray. I didn't know skin could turn that color. And then she says, all panting 'I. Hope. You're. Happy.' I bought her a Coke and all was forgiven. But still. I'm kind of an ass. None of that had anything to do with China, did it? Damn.

Actually America has more land.

At some point, I think people become numb to the numbers. Like Lygerlil said, can you conceive of 5,00 people? I mean, really really realize what 5,00 people are? 10,000? 100,000? At some point, we just can't get our heads around those numbers. And, as far as not paying attention to it - I guess it depends on the circles you travel in. At my church they still haven't stopped talking about it.

I'm going to the Livonia library booksale this weekend. If I find it there I'll pick it up for you. I've found some gems there...