creatureofthenyte

it is, if its all you have in the house at the time, and if you find some way to work it off. What is the meaning of life ?

Is someone I've never met

Im wearing uniform shorts. I just got home from work.

has the same hairdo as The Dark

liquid cocaine, whatever the hell's in that drink, tastes good I think.

Well, speaking for myself only, I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying. Now, finding someone who seems to be worth taking that risk on, That is a needle in a, unfortunately, very well kept haystack.

Um, I'm not going there. what now ?

very true. Good point Troy.

Agreed. I should listen to myself sometimes. But, if you don't risk failure, you won't succeed.

are we there yet ?

No, I have not. What's so cool about living close to Canada?(easier to escape to if we ever had another draft perhaps?)

spits fire, thereby engulfing balls in flames

I know this is a very bold idea, but if more people OPENED THEIR MOUTHS and made their feelings known, there would be alot less confusion and hassle. Neither men, nor women are mind readers. Yeah yeah, I know, a possible reply to this could be : "but Brian,(thats me) its just not that easy". To which I would retort, "Yes it bloody is that easy!!" lol

somehow knows about my overly efficient digestive system, and the nuclear bombs that go off result in greenhouse gasses filling the room.

No, I just ate actually. what is the greatest thing about michigan that would make someone want to move there despite the crappy economy and job market, or lackthereof ?

is hiding a snowball in his left hand in his avatar pic.

S'allriiight! where is waldo ?

thinks I didn't want to plug my ears, but the information leaked out before I had the chance to.

Just gave me waaaaay too much information

wants to travel to Truth or Consequences, New Mexico on a pogo stick.

Hmmph. Accidently... I wish

If you insist. Do you like cookie dough ?

Is Oscar The Grouch's personal auto mechanic

I think I'm going to have to use the bathroom very soon.

Hope, that you never get disapointed What's up ?