My roommate, as soon as she walked in the door:
I wanted to slam her face in the door repeatedly, shove safety pins under her fingernails, throw her down the stairs, run a cheese grater down her torso, take a potato peeler to her scalp, dump boiling water and salt on the wounds, then pour bleach into her eyeballs.
That's my reoccuring evil thought every time I see her though...
Question: Name one article of clothing that you could not live without, and why?