DeadBurgerKing

Clarify our independence in clever ways...

Confused "bud" with "spud"

Had only Bud Dry at the time...

Still doesn't know why...

Likes my work...

Knows of my work...

Knows of my secret fetish...

Sees psychic asses...

Change signatures so that way my head won't hurt anymore...

Magic Dance?

How incredibly detailed and enlightening!

I thought he was posing for an action figure sculpture...

"No Children" by The Mountain Goats I hope that our few remaining friends Give up on trying to save us I hope we come up with a failsafe plot To piss off the dumb few that forgave us I hope the fences we mended Fall down beneath their own weight And I hope we hang on past the last exit I hope it's already too late And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here Someday burns down And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away And I never come back to this town Again in my life I hope I lie And tell everyone you were a good wife And I hope you die I hope we both die I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow I hope it bleeds all day long Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises We're pretty sure they're all wrong I hope it stays dark forever I hope the worst isn't over And I hope you blink before I do Yeah I hope I never get sober And I hope when you think of me years down the line You can't find one good thing to say And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out You'd stay the hell out of my way I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unlovable hand And I hope you die I hope we both die

Fight crime in capes!!

Why?

Wants to have a wheelchair jousting match with me...

Maybe?

Have many drinks...

Talk to Jewish community in German accents...

Hence why I'm trying to grow a bit of a goatee, I get the same thing man, all the time... An ex told me I have "very attractive feminine features". Umm..thanks?

I forgot about Morbid Suicide playing some Guitar Hero on my couch:

Have a close and tough Guitar Hero battle...oh wait that'll never happen!! Hahahahahaha!!

Kill them all with Phee's balls of steel...