DeadBurgerKing

Huh? I can...odd... Try this.

I take Norris out, with my amazing stealth!!

Then everyone gets distracted by monkies.... WITH GUNS!!

GO RABID SQUIRRELLS!! GOOOOOOOOO!!

I sent in my men after Heathen...for there was no cheesecake...

Which gives him gas and results in this:

Then I sent a virus to everyones computer that causes them to combust!! Mwahahaha!!

Then Jim Carry steals the grinch's identity, weapons and what's left of our beloved Dr. Suess' dignity...

I really liked the netroid cover...but then again I'm a nerd lol

HH Passed out from the chlorphorm ...

Has spots on his back...

The ninja kitties will destroy all in site...

Ok, I think I will...I present...THIS GUY!!

Not sure if I posted it allready, buuuuuuuut: You don't see me. Not many do. I'm just transparent. Nothing special. Nothing new. Just another target in the crosshairs. Don't think twice about me. I'm sure I don't need to tell you that. Go on. Do what you were doing. Don't stop. Don't glance my way. Don't turn around. No. I'm not here. I have taken my leave. But to you. I was never there.

DBK summons his loyal army of crippy-dogs to attack Brass just for shits and giggles...

Hmm...thanks HH that gives me a GLORIOUS idea

QUOTE(Absinthe @ Apr 10 2007, 10:56 PM) * I just need to be more slutty. I have always slighltly admired those Courtney Love Esque loud chicks with voices like sandpaper whose typical idea of dating is a one night stand. The kind of chick that has sex with a ciggarette hanging out of her mouth and a glazed over look in her eye like she has seen it all before. The problem with that is those girls usually have a vagina dirtier than the toilet seats at City Club. so...I guess I will modify. Be slightly more easy and possibly folow thru with my other fantasy of having sex in the back of a cab during rush hour. The thing is...she wasn't joking :|

Knows that the phantom is actually a cat in a cape walking on stilts...

Having a lack in starting fires...

Of course!! Wanna what?

(Ok it's about time I hopped on this wise and wonderful journey that is The DGN Genie) Dear DGN Genie, Has this question allready been asked?

Does it work? Or does Phee need to return it?

Ok..ok...you are drinking a a fifth...jane gets a fifth...and I...well, I get the rest!! That sttrikes me as a fair deal!!

Correction, you're drinking half of them...I get the other half. Phee, Meg and Jane get to watch!

Oh, is that how it works? Well, since you corrected me and apprently know the rules, Meg, than it's your job to be serving the drinks!