Destroit

How much is this out of sheer curiosity? It probably says somewhere but I'm super lazy atm and have other important shit I'm doing so someone should read it for me. Kthnx.

Lost three lbs this week Thirty-two to go!

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Things like this make me wonder where C'thulu and The Coon are to wreck a concert. I'm sure they're tired after saving us from Justin Bieber, but they can't rest as there's still much to be done!

You know so much, I r teh jealous. (Much :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: No homo)

Outkast - Hey Ya Don't want to meet your daddy Just want you in my caddy Don't want to meet your momma Just want to make you cumma I am...I am..I am just bein' honest

Michael Jackson. Doesn't matter what song because any song takes me back to a better time when I was 10 years old and throwin' down on some Barbies with my BFF.

Okay Phee, I take back everything I said in the previous post entirely... Lady Gaga - Bad Romance Ohhhh SCHNAP!

You had doubt? SMITE THE UNBELIEVER! And don't even try the cute kitten attempt with me. That shit may work on C'thulu, but I'm a little bit more of a hard-ass so it won't work here.

Sabrina - Einsturzende Neubauten

Kraftwerk - Sex Object Super old and super German all in the same group! Reminds me of a German class I had at EMU with Prof. Klaus (who was actually an older man from Germany and came with an accent so thick you could cut through it). He was a very quirky guy and very uppity (normal in German society, is considered some what "fruity" in American culture). He had us listen to Kraftwerk - Autobahn, before he turned it on he was all "and this is cool hip shtuff, ja?!" ALL the preppy kids in class were giving each other SO MANY "WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?" type looks, but I'm sittin' there just getting DAOWN . Like he was fucking DANCING while singing it and everyone sat there in the most awkward few minutes of their lives. So every time I listen to Kraftwerk I think of that class. Now that I wasted your time with a long drawn out story that you probably didn't give a shit about, continue on with your day.

I'm probably going to get my Rivethead Card revoked, but I also <3 Felix da Housecat. I get nostalgic I guess...?

WAIT...are we talking THEE Wilhelm? Didn't he move out of state? (Awww...no homo? )

It's funny because it used to be the opposite. People would seek out MDs over DOs because, technically, DOs are not as qualified medically (so I've been informed). That's why they don't technically have the "doctor" title.

Chernobyl: "TIM! DDR when I get home. You work tonight?" Timata: "I work in the morning" Chernobyl: "kk, DDR then" Timata: "I go to bed at 8 pm. What time do you get back?" Chernobyl: "Fuck you, Tim, YOU'RE FAT!" *Chernobyl storms out the house* (At an earlier date, to be fair): Timata: "Cherny! DDR right now." Chernobyl "I just ate." Timata: "DDR anyway" Chernobyl: "We just got back from the buffet." Timata: "Fuck you, Jess, YOU'RE FAT!" *Chernobyl storms out the house*

Awwww...I almost got all teary. I love news stories like this.

NOOOO!!!! I stop in there to browse their obsolete industrial section all the time! Such a staple of the 90s is being pulled out of the pages of our history. No idea why I chose to use an office-oriented analogy, but I guess it works. Just in the last month there I picked up some KMFDM, FLA, and F242...

MINT BERRRRRRYYYY CRUNCH! And the cute kitteh technique melts C'thulu everytime.

Once you get to that seven months it seems to become less difficult to stick to it. Just don't tempt it! I've seen so many addicts relapse on the "oh I can handle it just this once..." around friends, at a party, etc. Biggest advice I can give (but I'm sure you already know it). Good luck, here's to a happy and healthy future.

ONE HOUR MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Skinny Puppy - Spasmolyctic

Imperative Reaction - As We Fall OONTZTASTIC! Makes me feel like I should be battling shit in slow-motion in a post-apocalyptic environment (Detroit as it looks now) every time I hear it.