I have no children, a 960 sq ft house with a 740 sq ft basement and 400 sq ft garage, giant yard that we can use to light things on fire, a designated beer fridge, three xBox 360s, two awesome cats, two sassy rats, two asshole dogs, one PS3, a PS2 with all of the DDR games, an SNES, NES, Atari Flashback, two big screen HD TVs (one 40 something inches, the other 52), four other TVs besides those, three recliners, two couches, and a partridge and a pear tree.
Who's comin' over?
My house is also goth friendly. I cannot fathom why it is that whenever I go into a goth person's house ALL of their walls are white or off-white. WTF. My kitchen is black with electric blue trim, the living room is plum with black trim, "rotunda" is fire-hydrant red with black trim, bathroom is Chernobyl-colored with black trim, Tim's room is villain-green with black trim, Ricky's room will end up being black, the basement is black, my bedroom is going to be navy blue with black trim (to match the existing carpet, normally I don't care for blue), and I'm probably going to make the stair landing either the same color as the rotunda (with black trim) or gray with black trim.
Do I shit bats or what? There will be NO white or off white in my house, with the exception of the kitchen tiled floor because I don't have the cash to replace that yet.
We're also centrally located in Warren at 9 Mile and Van Dyke. It's not quite suburbs, it's not quite ghetto, it's Sub-ghetto...which is someplace in between. That means you can get away with being loud and trashy like in the ghetto but do not have to worry so much about tying down everything you own every time you leave your property.
I guess I have an eye for awesome real estate after working the R.E. business for so damn long.