Destroit

OMFG YES! WE ALL JUST GANKED THIS AS OUR WALLPAPER IN THIS HOUSE. Timata even took down his awesome Nazi Zombie wallpaper to put this up here. Tell me you made this. It is so 100% going in this year's MANPHLET with credit to whomever did it. This fucking rocks. You even spelled it correctly which hardly anyone does.

Taking a two second break from pwning Timata's shit in some DDR . I may have gained some weight but at least I've still got the stomp. The weight will take care of itself in time causing me to not be as exhausted when I play.

Eating some mother fuckin' pancakes.

Yay . Thank God, I couldn't handle another BrokenCYDE type band getting hype on DGN. Real good music! I better not be let down. I also believe that new Skinny Puppy should be out around March 30th. I'm gonna hop over to Litany and get an actual date on that, hop back over here, and make a new thread for it if there isn't one already. But with the way the "goth" community has been going we're more likely to see a totally industrial band like BrokenCYDE get their own thread before Skinny Puppy.

WOW. This is ollllld. This thread is so old that when I won it I actually went to Halloween as "Miss DGN 2008" that's how old it is. Should we start a fresh one? We've had a lot of people come and go.

I am el capitan of this MANSTROCITY MANSHIP. Expect a PM from me later and possibly a battle to the death utilizing light-sabers .

Due to the fact that it will cause me to gas out Pestilence in the night and wake up the next morning to rush to the outhouse like I slammed a Crave Case the night before...I'll allow it. Gassing your SO during the night so badly that they must sleep in the car and then dropping an explosive deuce in the morning when you wake up = ultra MANZORZLY.

Eminem - 8 Mile

Ah, I get it, no we don't have anything that is reasonable. It has to be someplace where most members can drive in under 2 hours. Thanks for the thought though.

And the only three condiments allowed at MANFAST are: MANNAISE, MAN-RANCH, and bar-b-que sauce.

Thatta man! *punches shoulder*

FIIIINE...food prep, so MANLY. *whispers to other woMANS in the room: "Ya gotta tell them bitches what they wanna hear to make 'em think they're manly sometimes, ya know?"*

Nope. I put food prep in there with rearing children, doing my laundry, cleaning my dishes, and scrubbing my kitchen, girl's work (or girly man's work).

And you mentioning P.F. Chang just made me think of the South Park episode "More Crap" .

About how much I need to piss everywhere but am too lazy to get up and go do it.

Food preparation automatically throws you in the girly category, unless you're flash frying an entire cow after filling it with three kinds of cheese. Or grilling meat. If you grill meat, that's MAN shit right there. Beer battering your tasty animal before grilling also adds inches to your member.

Nope, only girly girls. They can make us some mother fuckin' sammiches also.

Like I wanna punch myself right in the dick.

REALLY. ME....? Only let boys try to be MANS? Make the woMANS sit out? Efff...it is encouraged. If I had my way there would only be feMALE MANTESTANTS and the boys would all be in skirts all like, you know, saucy and stuff shaking their shit with pom-poms, making us more meat, and fetching us all beers while they sip on their wine coolers. *runs! *

Already done for the last two years. It has always been a rustic campsite with no showers or running water...which does NOT mean no DNR to bug you. If it's a state campground then the DNR will ALWAYS be there, regardless of whether it's secluded or not. BUT...if it's a designated "group lot" then they would probably be less apt to fuck with us as we wouldn't be disturbing other campers. Standard rustic lots as you're describing are speckled among other "non-DGN" members so the DNR would still have beef if we made noise.

Nobody ever wins The Game. Everyone just does a little bit better each time.

You mean to tell me that you've had the internet this long and don't know what The Game is? Lol we didn't just make it up, it's been being played around the world since roughly 1996. There are three rules. 1. Everyone in the world is playing The Game (also to be understood as "Everyone in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game) 2. If you think about The Game then you lose. 3. All losses of The Game must be announced to another human being via any means (i.e. phone call, messageboard, written word, telling someone, graffiti even. Some people will trick others and write it on dollar bills or bank notes knowing that at some point an individual who is aware of The Game will receive such money.) I decided one afternoon that I was going to be evil and trick my roommates into losing The Game four times in the course of 5 hours. I had it perfectly planned. I went out to the garage and white-erase markered "The Game. Even The Game needs to go outside in the garage for some fresh air sometimes" onto one of the windows knowing the second Don (who's DGN name is THE GAME) and Pestilence came back that they would go out there to smoke. Both of them lost. I then did one in neon yellow nail polish on the bathroom mirror figuring that we have two bathrooms and everyone only uses the upstairs bathroom except me, I prefer the basement as it is more scenic and Gitzie keeps me company while I poop. So it was inevitable that someone else would lose and that someone wouldn't be me. I wrote "The Game. Your loss of it brought to you by the color neon yellow. Please wash your hands in defeat." THE GAME was the one to use the bathroom first and came out ranting and raving, then flipped me off. Then threw his arms up and said "FINE. I lost the game." and walked off. I was mother fucking SMUG at this point. I knew that Pestilence was going to make spaghetti that night so I hid a note in the cupboard where the serving bowls are saying that he lost the game but thanked him for the 'sgetti. This one kind of backfired on me because when he gets in the zone of cooking he kinda drowns out everything else so when he went to grab a bowl he didn't notice the note (or so he claims, I still think he noticed it but just didn't want to acknowledge the loss). I said, "Hey...isn't that cheating?" and he said "Cheating for what?" and I had to reply, "Didn't you see the note?" He claims it wasn't a fair loss because I blatantly told him it was there, I claimed that it doesn't matter because nowhere in the rules does it state that you can't blatantly make people lose (as a matter of fact I figure it's encouraged). To this day is it unresolved whether it was a fair loss or not. Lastly, my roommate Tim works and excrusiating job scraping floors at K-Mart. He comes home and crashes a lot of the time and is pissed off occasionally. I had a feeling it was going to be one of those nights for him so I drew him a diagram of myself dancing to electro-dustrial with a pitcher of beer on top of...? His loss. And I put: "THE GAME. Chernobyl dances on your loss of it while drinking beer. Hope you had a great day at work." I know he got my note because when I got up to go to work the next morning I ran across at least 6 notes from Timata trying to cause me to lose The Game. He was not as strategic as I, however, as they were all out in the open and even though he left about 6 notes starting in the bathroom and leading all the way out to the windshield wiper of my car, I only lost once because we play with a 30 minute grace-period. FTW.