Destroit

Making you our fifth reservation, not bad seeing as I only posted it early today Everyone else: ACT NOW AND MORE GENERIC STUFF THAT INFOMERCIALS SAY IN ORDER TO SOUND URGENT SO YOU'LL BUY THEIR STUFF!

Saucier than Ragu.

Personally I believe we'll most likely go with three, it seems like the most time-efficient as it is a bit of a hike for some people and we want to make it worth it, and on top of it you're technically saving more by doing three instead of just two, more bang for your buck. I did say I'd give it until Monday however for people to decide, so far it's 2 people for three games, 0 people for two.

Aiming for: Saturday Evening, February 6th How it breaks down: We can reserve the ENTIRE maze for either two games or three games. We would have our own group lock-in and we would also have the option of doing teams instead of just having a free-for-all. We can also mix and match I believe and have one game free-for-all, next game teams, etc. Sounds like more fun than monkeys in a barrel on peyote. The all important awesomeness of PRICING: We are allowed UP TO 30 people in the group. As I count right now we have around 25 and I also have friends that I can use as "filler" to lower the price. I have no doubt we can do it in the 28-30 range. THE MORE PEOPLE THE LOWER THE PRICE. If we have ALL 30 people (and as I said, this will most likely not be a problem) two games will cost $12 per person (saving $4 from their regular walk-in free-game rate) OR if we do THREE games it will be a staggering $16.50 per person (saving $7.50 per person from their regular rate). Should we go with three games or two? PLZ LEAVE INPUT! By next week I will decide which we should go with depending on what people say on Monday 1/18/10! Reservations are FIRST COME FIRST SERVE and there are only THIRTY slots open! Here is how: Reservations will be exclusively one member and ONE guest to start with. This is so that someone with 8 guests doesn't come by and take up ALL the slots that actual DGN members may want to fill. I will give DGN members until (bolded because of importance): January 20th to let me know that they plan to go and if they are or are not bringing one guest. After that point I will open the reservations to as many guests as members would like in order to fill any remaining spots. If someone PMs me after that point saying "Hey I'm a member and wanted to go but now everything is full up with guests, wtf" then tough shit, the deadline was clearly posted. Next big important part: ALL PAYMENTS ARE DUE BY: FEBRUARY 1ST!. This is crucial to YOU because I don't care what excuse there is there are no exceptions to this rule. If you do not pay by February 1st and are on the roster list and someone else who obviously didn't see the January 20th deadline wants your spot and has the money to go then guess what? You're not going. I'm VERY strict to this. IN SHORT: Sign up by January 20th and let me know if you are bringing ONE guest. After the 20th I will post who is going and if there are open slots left for people to fill with guests. GIVE ME MONEY BY FEBRUARY 1ST. By next week I will post whether it will be $12 or $16.50, next Monday the 18th! Last but not least: WHERE! This will be at the best Laser Quest EVAR which is located on John R. north of 13 Mile in Madison Heights. Their webpage is here: www.laserquest.com Any further questions should be directed towards my inbox. If you are excited and just want to let someone know how excited you are, I also accept those PMs aswell.

I would but then I'd have to roundhouse kick Phee through his car windshield causing Phee to be mad, Troy to fire me from my mod job, and Rayne to be pissed off at yet another car destroyed. Sometimes being Chuck comes with needing to know when it's appropriate to be a big man and take one on the chin by letting Phee wear hot pants to CC in order to win our long running Sweaty Goth contest.

Fuccckkk... How is it that you always out hot me, Phee? Can't you just let me have my toasty glory just ONCE?

I would be too but well, I have a feeling that...erm... nvm. I'm sure you'll all find out if all goes according to plan. *blush*

No, because now that I know your plans I'm wearing my furry black eskimo parka on that night.

Yes, FPS are enhanced by metal and some industrial, namely Dethklok and Ministry . I'd say something that is creepy and lurid like Nazi Zombies is better enhanced by straight EBMdustrial like Skinny Puppy or Front 242. I found out on accident once though that if you play WoW and listen to Radiohead then you fall asleep and lose the dungeon. Learn from my mistake.

Oh, and expect more of an update later, such as pricing. I mean later within the next two hours or so hopefully. I'm leaning with LQ since they have the most BADASS Laser Quest and all of the knock-offs sucked the last time I checked, but then again Eevee had an idea with Beamerz because I know they have DDR there since I competed in a DDR tournament at Zap Zone back in 2006 at which time my ego was pwned because I got my shit wrecked by a seven year old asian boy. I dunno, maybe Zap Zone is out of the question...too many bad memories of defeat . On the other hand, Zap Zone is also awesome due to their location being RIGHT next to The Locker Room, Hatchey's, and Cactus Jack's. I'll check if other Laser Tag places have improved, as I said, and if they have better rates. If not then so far we're probably going with Laser Quest in Madison Heights.

To let everyone know ahead of time, due to the fact that on it's own it will be a hefty bill, if I am to do a lock-in or straight out reserve the place for a private party it can be up to $525 and I'm going to ask people to pre-pay me for obvious reasons. I'm only saying such because at MANFAST I had a few people stick me with lot rent because I was a nice Chernobyl and trusted them enough to let them pay me when we all got there. Hmmph, that's what I get for being a nice Cherny. So yes, the reason I'm going to have this in early February (the first weekend probably) is so that people have time to go and pre-pay me. I take check, money order, cash (I can drive to you or if you're in BFE we can meet up), and PayPal, just to make it easy on everyone. I'm starting to throw enough pre-pay BIG events that I really SHOULD look into getting a Visa/Mastercard machine . I didn't mind MANFAST so much because for one lot there was four people and it was never likely that ALL four would bail and also because the lots are cheaper than Laser Quest, but I'm setting it up so that I don't get stiffed on money. SO...it will be PRE-PAY and NO REFUNDS....AND: If you don't PAY then you DON'T PLAY. I'm VERY strictly enforcing that rule for this event, absolutely NO exceptions.

Oh trust me, I'm an old bag; I've been getting "ma'am" since I was 15. Apparantly I either look really old or really mature and respectable, and with the stuff I wear I'm sure it's not the first one.

If I vote for you can I count on your vote for me? That way it can look like we each actually got one vote from the masses .

Psssht, speak for yourself, I'm 24 and already feel and am treated like I'm way the hell past my prime.

Odd, I just listened to this about an hour ago. Right now I'm listening to Front 242 - Serial Killers Don't Kill Their Girlfriends.

I'd be willing to try it but doubt it's as satisfying as a real cigarette. I fully don't smoke anymore though unless I'm drinking so my lungs aren't so effected that I'd switch to one of these.

I <3 snow and winter! I'm not being sarcastic, I don't have to work today, maybe a snowman is in order?

Let us know what she said, I need to know.

Right, for all they know they could be going in there thinking it's something like a movie and it ends up being an audition for Gangbang Goth Girls 4.