Destroit

Rofl, if I get to make the topic cards, I'ma have trouble behaving Sample card Men: Talk about your dong size. If under 8" mention that you have a six figure job and drive a Corvette. Women: Pull down your shirt a little. If you have no cleavage talk about how you're great in bed. J/k, I'd behave, I promise

I'll bring the rope

Sorry man, I try to make it to the bathroom, honestly, and yet sometimes it still ends up on the floor and/or on Stormknight’s shoulder.

I actually get yelled at by Pest and other friends all the time, well used to, because I would be in other bars/clubs and toss my cigarette butts on the floor and spit everywhere because I had been so negatively conditioned by City Club to do so . It’s been so long since I’ve been a CC regular that I’m finally starting to break that habit.

God knows that's what The Almighty Obama has in store for us next year. The year after that everyone will be forced to be vegetarian. To try and relate this to you: What if they ban tattoos next and demand that everyone with existing body art have it removed because there MAY be a risk of skin cancer involved? Would you, personally, be pissed off then? I should HOPE you would be, as it would be very unfair and not the place of the government to say. I’m just trying to relate this to the issue at hand and make you understand WHY we’re making such a big deal about it. I don’t even smoke-smoke anymore, I smoke when I drink or may bum a cig here and there off people, but even this law makes me angry and government is crossing the line and obviously refusing to work with both parties on the matter, they would rather alienate one altogether and create a rift of hatred between both sides instead of coming to a solution.

I'm drunk on beer (well, malt liquor technically), so pretty damn good.

And bars are the only places to do this in the entire world? I did not know this. Hell, most of the bars I go to don't have a dance floor...I'm wondering where all these people are dancing and socializing at.

We were going to have a NYE party for people who don't go to CC at my house but Pestilence thinks it's a bad idea because he feels as though with direct competition from CC that our party would bomb.

Really? Well, that's not TOO bad then, for some reason I was thinking Lincoln Park was an hour away. It's probably even closer now that I live in Warren.

You do know that the line he said was the line said DIRECTLY after the Petercopter thing on Family Guy, right? He knew it was a joke, he was continuing the last part of it.

Ahhhh, why's it gotta be so FAR? I will try to make it sometime but I can't promise because it is very very very far away. I mean, for the record, I still haven't even made it to Necto after all these years sheerly due to the distance.

People have tried this and yet STILL, which baffles me, people are still loyal to CC. I mean, I'm not, it stopped being my cup of tea years ago and so I stopped going, but hey I guess I'm a rebel...?

I don't understand why non-smokers would be at a bar DRINKING of all things, which is also harmful for your body and causes cancer aswell. Shouldn't they be at home making salads out of purely organic celery, breathing the sterile air that their HEPA filtered furnaces are churning out, wearing fully organically grown cotton-made clothing, cleaning their counters with Lysol a billion times because a microbe might be forming on them, watching Richard Simmons specials and living 100% healthy "righteous" lives ? Maybe we should build a bubble that non-smokers should wear since they're so concerned about not being exposed to any elements on the earth that could possibly cause them any harm.

Because it's delicious...? Why do obese people still go and eat massive amounts of food knowing that it's killing them? Why do people use deodorant when we know it's horribly harmful? Why does anyone eat ANY processed food what-so-ever knowing that there are probably more harmful and addictive additives in it than cigarettes? Why do many people take pills that are prescribed to them and yet don't need knowing that there are ALSO chemicals in pills that are poisonous and harmful? Because we all die sometime and I'm sick of this world trying to think that bans like this are going to effect that fact. I'm so irate over this restriction on freedom that I vow for every cigarette I'm forced to smoke outside of a bar from now on that the puff of smoke in my lungs is going to be blown directly into a non-smokers face as they walk in and out of the building. There's no law on that yet.

Rofl, I should have known that's what you meant.

Petercopter?

Yes, and if you sit down ON any toilet seat there, regardless of gender, we can all assume that your genitals fell off. I don't, crouch, I don't hover...I stand like a boy when I go to the bathroom. I even stand and face the toilet. Don't ask me how that works out physically, just know that I have my ways.

Can I buy it and explode it?

Rofl, when I was doing the door duty at DGN Appreciation night, Hunhee came out there to keep me company. Our post was in the stairwell before the plastic curtains that you walk through to get into the building. You want I noticed while standing there and I pointed out to her and Pestilence? City Club...is welded together, very loosely, and the weld is rusting severely. I shit you not. If you don't believe me look for yourself the next time you're there. That's bad. One loud bump of the bass from the system and a loud rumble afterward means...RUN !

Hell, I wish they still did even that. At least it's something. I'm tired of walking out of there and worrying after whether I have HIV and/or herpes .

No, taken at face value . For once I am not being funny or sarcastic, there's probably is about a millimeter of it on the floor that is permanently joined in union with the original tile. How do you think all of the other stuff sticks to the floor so well? The shit's like fucking glue, man. But in all seriousness, although most people don't go to a club to marvel in its hygienic efficiency, I will say a good scrub-down/disinfectant/hazmat-team session would probably do City Club some good.