Destroit

One last bump! I know it was posted a little close to the date, even though it was a few weeks prior, we hope to see a good lot of you there. After all, you all demanded it, so you should go! : It's going to be EPIC .

Bit late . Our bad . Anyone care to try to recall what happened last week?

DGN @ City Club, Saturday, October 29th. Come. Join us. Meet us. Hang out. We're not that scary in person, really. Leland City Club 400 Bagley Street Downtown Detroit You enter by going through an unmarked door on the First Street side of The Leland Hotel building just before the gated parking area on the side of the building nearest 1st Street. The club is at the top of the stairwell. (see picture in the link above in the DGN calendar entry) All are welcome. Come meet some of us weirdos. Saturday nights from 10:00 p.m. to 4:30 a.m. Alcoholic drinks until 2:00 a.m., pop and juices served all night. Admission is $4 18 and up, 21 to drink with proper ID (no exceptions). No drugs, weapons, chains or spikes. Zoomable map to City Club. MDOT lane closures (The map isn't quite exact. The Ramada is located within the Bagley, 1st, Cass, Plaza Dr. block.) More info can be found here: http://www.lelandcityclub.net We try to have this be the meeting area from 12-2am. If you can help, try to just stay there and mull around even if you don't see anyone, all it takes is a few people. If you want to post about some other night, or some other club, or bitch about how you weren't breast fed, use some other topic, this isn't the place for it.

I really love the way Raven rearranged the room. Instead of having to sit in a boring-ass uncomfortable chair to be on my laptop, I now has a couch .

About to get down on some heh heh...heh heh...heh heh heh *headbang*

FUCK THE HANDTRAP...EFF NO...

Is it cheating if you're done with a lot of it? Even though I'm done with much of it...there are three of them, so maybe that levels the playing field a bit?

BUMP

No, in the article, they said they put a tube through her nose into her stomach, and put the poop through the tube. So they put poop in her nose.

WOW... I actually asked Raven if he loved me enough to transplant poop into my nose to save my life .

Cold Cave - Love Comes Close

Far Away - The Cranes

FLA - Landslide Haven't heard this song in YEARS...

Messages Received - Cabaret Voltaire

In The Nursery - Stone Souls

Blank Dogs - Collides

And when they do publish it, I'm sure you'll find some "logic" to refute it .

Well, if everyone just posted MOAR! And welcome, new person .

I can't believe they ended the season premiere like that...

They're similar to letters and words, clearly not your thing... *RUNS * (J/K...couldn't pass up a good joke setup )

Ah, cool cool. What is Damned btw? Everyone that doesn't go is passing up the opportunity to wrestle me, dressed in a baby-blue leotard and white tights, in $250 worth of jello . No joke! I'm also completely winning that beer pong contest!

As promised, myself, Raven and prick have gotten together and we're proud to announce... This year we're going to haunted house everyone's dark little hearts OUT!! And we're doing it right for the first year running, as we've picked one of the largest haunted houses in the world to hit up: Erebus! I've personally been through this, although it was years ago, I'm excited to see how mind-blowing it is this time around after years of improvements . Meet-up will be AT Six o'clock on the dot! We will meet at the corner of Water Street and S. Saginaw in front of the Pheonix Center parking garage. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU HAVE DIRECTIONS FIRST, BECAUSE PONTIAC DOES NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE TO ANYONE, AND YOU MAY BE GANG-PLOWED IF LOST IT'S A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD, BUT THIS MAY INCONVENIENCE YOUR EVENING! The Pheonix Center garage is easy to spot as the front of it has a gigantic silver column with a huge-scary bird and yelling font that reads : PHEONIX CENTER *angry face!) We're meeting up in front of the silver tower-ish area, because it makes for a great landmark. If you want to Google Earth this for a quick look-around, If you want to ride with our caravan, not necessarily carpooling but rather a meetup at our house first so as to follow in order to make sure you get there on time and know where you're going, that's fine, PM me for the address. WHO: All of you AND guests, knock yourself out! There's no cap on this one, bringing friends and family to mingle on a night where they aren't embarrassed to be seen next to your weird, pale, creepy goth ass for one night (as we're finally going to blend in for once) is highly encouraged! WHAT: If you haven't figured this out yet...maybe we don't want you to go! () WHEN: Saturday, October 29th, this year. 6 o'clock SHARP or you will be left! WHERE: This bad mother fucker right here (click for Erebus site) Erebus was in the Guinness book of world records for four years, the last time I went in it was before that and it raped my brain. If I'm remembering correctly, it's 45,000 SQUARE FEET of goodness, incorporating both acting and amazing effects that will make you wish that you had some Depends with you (may want to hit up the eternal, he may have some from last MANFAST still...). Erebus is technically located at 18 S. Perry Street, Pontiac, MI HOW MUCH? - $23 for adults, NO PRICING FOR CHILDREN BECAUSE YOUR KIDS WILL KEEP YOU AWAKE CRYING EVERY NIGHT UNTIL THEY ARE 18 IF YOU BRING THEM! BUT WAIT...there is SERIOUSLY effing MOAR! There will be a $5 after house-party in Madison Heights (location can be given by PM, and I will have flyers with directions the night of), ALL YOU CAN DRINK beer, 250 free jello shots, beer pong, professional DJ system and a dance area, bonfire in back, costume prizes, door prizes, and EVEN jello wrestling (host hasn't done it before, bought $250 worth of jello mix for it ). It is bound to be FUCKING AWESOME .

Wall-Sits. They made me do them in high school, and when done properly, they make you want to die. You put your back up against a wall and "sit" down on an invisible chair, so your thighs are parallel with the floor. If you're doing it with weights, simply hold them at your side. Hold that for as long as you possibly can (that's the hard part ). It's the same mechanism as squats, but since you're holding yourself in a perpetual squat, it rips the shit out of your legs and helps with balance in the long run.

Going back out to dance on 8 Mile for some money when my break is over. If you drive westbound on 8 Mile past Van Dyke, you'll see me shaking some substantial ass. Come in for some quality work!