Destroit

w00t! Not too much today, only 343, which is roughly a Big Mac if I'm not mistaken. Should do more, but I have to work today and still need a shower, maybe I'll do up some on the exercise ball also. SO basically, I think instead of just telling my total for the day, DDR also has a nifty feature that tells you how many you've burned since you've started. Since Februrary 1st is a nice place to start, combined with today and yesterday I've burned 748 calories total! A bit far off from 3,500 (i.e. one pound, that's how many calories you need to burn before you lose one) but I'll have it kicked out by two days from now . OKKKAY...maybe by the end of the week.

Early morning DDR workout, w000t! I WANT MY FUCKING GYM MEMBERSHIP SO I CAN GO AND WHIP OUT MY CHEROSTERONE (in public! Credit to Msterbeau for the word "Cherosterone" and yes, I gave him 20 Cher Points for it) AND SHOW SOME MEN UP LIFTING WEIGHT!!! GRRR!!! In due time, people, Friday to be exact .

Really sped up, hoping something that we're waiting on comes through also.

Flattery and brown-nosing will get you NOWHERE with me, my child! Oh wait...yes it does, hold on *reaches in pocket* Here's 10 more Chernobyl Points, congrats, you're in the lead with 20 now!

Correction: You haven't seen The Eternal's face.

I know! I forgot the pin code, I need to make a new one, will do that later. See, it's because I don't know how much I weigh anymore because my scale broke, which of course made me feel fat for a minute, until I remembered that the thing was about 13 years old . I have no money for a new one atm, but since I'm getting a gym membership next week I'll be able to weigh in regularily from now on.

We're not a cute couple...okkkkkay fine... Here's a picture of Pest trying to have some forced, yet cute, buttsecks with me at MANFAST last summer: And here's a picture of when we first got together, back when he could still lift me up easily:

This type of thing has been happening a lot on DGN lately .

Thirty-three posts and only three pictures of cute couples, well okay, if you count the Dalai Lama and his wife, Llama, that's four! We have already exhausted our cute couple collection!

Whooo...*wheeze huff* 500 calories burned. Good, yes? I think so, moving on to the exercise ball now...

Grey, kinda full cut. They're from FOREVER ago, but they make my ass feel soooooo niceeee .

Kay...well, my DDR keeps getting interrupted because I keep hearing freaky shit upstairs. Normally this would not alarm me...but nobody is home right now, and I know it's not me making the noises. I've gone up there twice to investigate already and nothing. I even went up to pee just for good measure, and still, empty house with the exception of the two mice in their cage and two rats in their bedroom. SO, basically what I think I'm trying to say here is that apparantly there are dead people in my house, and they like fat chicks. Why the hell does shit like this always happen to me? Does this ever happen to anyone else? I will bravely press onward and ignore them, but everytime there's a sound I think I'm getting broken into and I have to stop and turn the TV down to make sure, VERY counter-productive. And I just know that when Pest does get home, upon him walking through the door, I will probably shart in my shorts.

Playing some DDR, only standard mode, I"m a little tired. Tonight I'm going to try and go for endurance by playing at a less difficult level, as opposed to speed training, which is so intense it's hard to last as long. I DID find a nifty ass feature about the new DDR games for the 360. In past games you had to choose between either game mode (which is where you get graded on songs, build points to buy new stuff, unlock songs, etc) and workout mode (which tells you how many calories you've burned based on weight, and the equivalency to how many miles it would equal out to jogging), but on these new games they've fused both modes together so that you can do both in one mode and not have to choose between the two . There was one old version that did this, DDR Extreme for PS2 (third in the series out of six for that console), but for some reason they didn't have this option for any of the other PS2 games, glad they brought it back, it's more motivating.

Ah...I never dress in the locker room anyway, or shower there, I'm not getting my tubby ass nude in front of a bunch of strangers for NOBODY .

...huh?

To let everyone know, I am such a stupid spoiled whore that Boshy is buying me a gym membership so I don't have to pay for anything! And it's a place that has a POOL and HOT TUB. I will be more fitter yet! I will be the FITTESTER of them allllll ! Yay for my only childness!

Hmmm...so is that first bagel white bread? Odd, must be fortified, your body would prefer nutrients from a natural source like whole wheat, but not if the nutrition facts for that second bagel is accurate! Crazy! I've wondered why sometimes the package says "whole wheat" but then you'll look at the back and notice only 1-2 grams of fiber...wtf?!? Buyer beware, right? I think maybe it's "watered down" whole wheat somehow, like they're only using the minimum amount required by the FDA to be able to slap the whole wheat label on it. If you can, Hunhee, I wouldn't go with either option, I'd go with a whole wheat bagel that has 6-7 grams of fiber in it, they do exist and your body will <3 you even more.

I know, I hinted at that a few posts back but it went unnoticed 'cause even though colon blow may have something to do with weight-loss, it's not necessary to have like two whole damn pages of it .

Oh yeah, and if Crank still goes there he signs on from there also.

Yeah, but I believe that it doesn't matter what zip you enter, whenever you're logged in it's able to tell what city your IP address is coming from. At least I'm pretty sure that's how it works. But maybe because you're by the border...? I wondered something, does it count Townships since they aren't technically cities? People like myself and Punky may be getting grouped in with Roseville because of this, maybe that's the reason Roseville got so high on the list? Nawwww...has to just be Rev and OMG .

Only person from Ypsi? DGN is very westside based, I highly doubt that .

Good to see that there's an Eastside city up on there finally! I wondered for a second how there could possibly be that many members from Roseville posting that I am unaware of...and then I remembered that Rev and OMG live there and generate enough posts alone to bump it up to number 6 .