AMEN BROTHER! Unless it's coffee-flavored sand, then you would catch Chernobyl at the beach more often, since I hate beaches in the first place because of the sand.
Well, the sand, water, and sun. I love the fish. And what I mean by "I love the fish" means I love to hook worms multiple times through their inferior annelid bodies and dangle them into the water so that the fish think they're getting a free meal, but the irony is on them...for I am the one getting a free meal.
Damnit, Phee, now I want to go fishing and it's winter so I can't. I hate you!!.