Destroit

It is the most blinding horrible pink known to man. So horrible, that upon seeing it your dick will turn inside out and become a vagina and milk will squirt out of your man nipples. Therefore...I cannot post it on DGN...

Estrogen cupid pink. Limited time color, usually only comes in the big 96 box of Crayola crayons.

And for whatever reason, my brain is such a disconnect, that out of this ENTIRE huge ass post all I got out of it was you kneading dough wearing a pink apron, and a pink apron wasn't even mentioned in the post.

Two guys and Chernobyl watching, actually. Hell, I mean if it's free, ya know?

I feel oddly at peace. This must signal the end of the semester.

Making food into poop.

Before I begin, let me please state: I do NOT DO STOVE. Pest does stove in our house, very well might I add, while I check DGN. That's how dinner gets done. BUT...I do have to make my own breakfast, and so therefore have perfected that art, and the other day I made something awesome out of necessity. It's not a huge fancy recipe, but basically, I had no cheese and wanted an omelette, yet also woke up wanting a bagel. Once I decided on the omelette and decided the bagel would wait for another morning, that's when I made the grim discovery that there was no American left, only cream cheese. NOW for anyone that knows anything, it is FACT that cream cheese rules harder than most other food groups...SO, basically I put cream cheese, mushroom, onion and garlic in this very special omelette. Let me tell you...I ate that thing and got wet. Try it. You will want to give me all of your money and everything you own after you're done. (My PayPal acct is: Trenchcoatj@hotmail.com)

I know, I was waiting for it too, I'm kinda let down and disappointed now...

I has meeeat.

What if you're a former Corner Kid? Does that count? I will go to dollar beer night as soon as I get a dollar. Will keep you posted.

Still have an insane crush on Ogre No "actual" people in my life, I can't have a crush on my boyfriend...he's my boyfriend, so totally does not count.

A GENIUS omelette that I made out of necessity. I woke up this morning, wanted an omelette, yet wanted a bagel with assloads of cream cheese, since both would be too much I decided on the omelette. I get to the fridge and we're out of American cheese...SO...I made it with cream cheese, mushrooms, and onion....

Tried to find it on the internet, but that was a fail, and I don't have cable, never the less digital cable, for I have a life (i.e. I don't watch television). Suppose I'll never see it...? Oh well, seems interesting but I'll live. I wanted to check it out because one day Pestilence and I will end up blowing a thousand or more dollars just to attend the cruise, would be nice to know what I'm getting before we actually go on it.

Does anyone really give a shit wtf I'm doing right now? I mean come on, be honest with yourselves .

Bored, and wanting to see awesome dude on dude on dude on some other dude action.... But alas...it never actually happens *sigh*. Being female isn't easy sometimes .

I feel like today is going quite swimmingly.

A manly ass omelette sandwich with two eggs, red peper, chili pepper, onions, two slices of cheese, and mayo all on bread that is horrible for you.

*yaaawwwn*

Well complainin' on here isn't burning you calories! Get moving, deary! And I'm sorry to hear about your grandpa, did you know that exercise can help aleviate depression and stress? Get up and move around! I know that won't be enough to completely take away your grief, nor would I expect it to, but it will make you feel at least a little better. Also if you felt like you did some effort toward losing weight, it may boost your self esteem, which also in turn will make you feel good. Hmmm...and as for the topic at hand..."how am I feeling?" Today, after the insane storm of battling all day yesterday, the calm has arrived, which is very much welcome and needed.

Eating anger