Destroit

I feel like apparantly, I am batshit insane according to a recent test...

We both have glasses.

According to recent polls, we're the hottest bitches on this DGN shiiit .

We're both party monsters .

Chillin' with my sexy face while he's on break.

We are hot sexy bitches.

Naw, I'm good, and is everyone going to just shorten his name down to Pest like they shortened mine to Cher? That makes me laugh a bit 'cause I just saw The Pest for the first time like two days ago (I know...I'm the person that always ends up seeing a movie 12 years or so after it comes out).

Drinking coffee and helping to look over Pestilence's paper that is due tomorrow.

No it's okay, I has two.

My EYEBALL IS DYING!!!!.

OMFG...now I'm wet... : (My mouth, not my hoo-ha, pervs!)

Yes, so it's beyond me how anyone could have "learned an instrument" in three hours, especially as a 5th grader, because quite honestly it would be mentally and physicially impossible unless you were absolutely ridiculously genius beyond an incomprehensible level . I would even go so far as to say the only person that could pull off something like that would be God Himself or possibly someone with autism that is a savant (I know one personally and she fully learned French in three months with nothing more than a few textbooks). It's a tad bit demeaning, imo, to musicians such as I, Spook, and others on the board who have been playing, training, and learning for many years just to get to where we are . With that said, I WAS going to pick up violin since I have one (it's Boshy's. Since she's a music teacher she has one of every instrument in the house except a string bass and tuba/sousaphone), but my stupid effin cousin borrowed it from her and never gave it back. So as of right now I only pwn in trombone and am on my way to getting to a sixth grade level in piano . Bass guitar so far as been easy as shit due to the fact that I've been trained in bass clef since I was little, the only challenge with bass that is different than trombone is A) chords and B) finger placement.

Ahhh the instrument of champions, along with cello and string bass. I want a string bass but they're so damn expensive, and by so damn expensive I mean many of them cost more than my car.

Damn...you learned years and years of sheet music reading ability, the range for all octaves, quarter, whole, half, eighth, sixteenth, thirty-second notes/rests, the entire Italian music vocabulary, all 8 billion major/minor and then some scales, the meaning of ALL time signatures, and ridiculous amounts of music theory in three hours? That's crazy, I didn't even think any composers could do that . As for me, I played trombone in highschool and was section leader (surprisingly because I had zero discipline/responsibility) and now I dabble around with piano/bass. I have a piano that I got for free last year and it's been sitting in my living room, so I fuck around with it. I figure once you get down piano you build a basis for most instruments. The two things I find difficult about it are the fact that two hands and feet are required to play and the treble clef, being trained in trombone I know bass clef like it were my brother .

We both went to Rev's party

I cannot resist the power of bacon...for serious. Pestilence will get pissed because Boshy will drop off groceries from time to time, and included in these groceries is usually about a pound of bacon. By the time he goes to make some for breakfast on the weekend (he works mornings during the week and therefore does not do breakfast) about 75% of it is gone because I ate it all.

Thank you for thinking I'm hott, and thank you even more for being an incredibly wise man and voting for me due to my <3 of Earthbound. +1

TUBESTEAK! *runs*

WE EPIC WIN IN THE MANLIEST WAYS EVARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

We have vaginas! w00t!

I am just THAT good, Rev, just THAT good...

Your pole is the only vote that counts in my ballot box, hottie.

...? I'm at a loss, why would one need more than two clips per leg? That just means more fabric, less skin!

Common sense and logic

We make sexy time.