Destroit

Sitting here in P building at Center campus MCC on break from an exam. Also sitting next to two preppy girls and just hearing them talk makes me want to kill again. If I hear "like", "totally", or "oh my god" again I swear...

Usually for me hanging out with most girls is like having teeth pulled and punched in the face after all slow motion stylie. The only thing I can think about being a good trait with women is that they always think everything I have to say is funny no matter what (OR they're being fake and just laughing to laugh...which is most likely the case, imo. Something I picked up from years of observing women trying to figure out how they work) and they always compliment everything I do/wear/etc, although I realize that most of that is probably also insincere. I don't totally shove off girls, don't get me wrong I'm not prejudice against women I give them each a chance, but with that chance most of them tend to prove to me that they REALLY annoy me and come with too much extra whining and baggage. It's needless for someone like me to say that I hang out with mostly guys...yes?

Singlehandedly makes sure that everyone's cable/internet is running properly...and without that...there would be no DGN...

Comes off as being much more mature than 90% of people her age.

Have a few for me, man, but don't drink anything I wouldn't . Happy Birthday!

AHHHHHH

I've noticed, from my observations in real life, that usually the people that "aren't available" are that way for a reason...they're damn hot! Not always the case, but in a good amount situations it's true. A few of my unattractive friends are always in and out of whatever relationship that they can find just because it's so hard for them to find someone, whereas, my attractive friends will be in a long-term relationship for quite sometime with someone equally as hot that they waited for to come around. When those hot people break up? The waiting starts again because they know they can pretty much get anyone, and if that's the case, why not wait for a minute to see if someone better comes along, ya know? Just a few observations from the mind and eyes of Cher. With that said, I have a crush on hottie Pestilence, but I'm not sure if he knows or not .

POOP

I can has coffee?

How crazy, because I was about to post and say "Troy, get your ass over my house and we'll whip you into shape in no time" but you beat me to it. BUT...if Troy loses all of his weight he can no longer be in our VERY exclusive Fat Club, so that's a tough decision to make right there.

Oh, and I rape men who wear Axe...brutally...like not the good rape. Call it...a tick of mine?

Oh and for the record, I don't wear perfume because I'm an asshole and like to make people as uncomfortable as possible with my own patented Eau de Chernobyl Smells... I kid, actually, it's because the stuff tends to be expensive.

What, may I ask, the fuck does "funeral home" smell like? Seriously...WHAT does a funeral home smell like in general, 'cause I've had a lot of people die on me and it's not like Hot Topic where you walk in and you know you're in Hot Topic (heaven forbid), to me funeral homes all smell different, or not at all.

Linda's Place, at 9 Mile and Harper in SCS, hands down! The place hasn't been updated in decades so it doesn't smell like corporate greedy stink, just good ol' fashioned decor (which funny enough, the owner Linda has an obsession with Coca Cola and decorated the restaurant to reflect such). Bread Pudding = HELLZ YEAH. Also, not only are the goth friendly, but pretty much no preppy people go there, which is a bonus. You get to know the waitresses on a first name basis. AND...you can go there, with change, get JUST coffee and there is NO limit. You can sit there for three, four, even five hours if you want with JUST coffee AND they keep it piping hot! Infinite refills, no hassle, no feeling rushed, no need to buy actual food...for like two dollars. Also, they're 24 hours and the most fun place to go when you're drunk. Great for people watching and being creepy.

*sssigh* I really hope not. I can't help but be a bit weary of human "responsiblity" in the first place so to speak. People ask me why I chose the name Chernobyl. The answer actually not being that it's one of the most awe-inspiring places I can imagine on Earth, which is also true, but rather it's a representation of what could possibly go wrong when science is pushed too far and human error is involved, how much can be destroyed and/or killed in the process. I am still airing on the side that nothign with happen with the LHC, I really believe there won't be, but just the fact that a few handful of scientists are going to be operating a machine that could, even if it's an insignificant chance, destroy us all and yet we have no say makes me want to kill those people. How fucking selfish, really. Sure, it will be an advancement in science, but WHY do we need to know THAT bad? Look at how far humanity has come without knowing. And if there's no world left with anyone in it....then what the fuck would it matter what we've discovered? What makes me more paranoid is that they're telling everyone that everything will be 100% okay and there's nothing to worry about, and as someone who totes the name Chernobyl...I'm very well aware that the same exact thing was told to the citizens of Chernobyl/Pritpyat by the Soviet Union even AFTER the accident when everyone was standing on their roofs being rained on with radioactive particles saying "oooh! Lookit the pretty cloud above the power plant!". Looks like they lied.

So you're saying that the world wouldn't be sucked up within hours, that it would take awhile? How come? (not debating you, just asking) Also, why where the mantle's the thinnest? Why's that? Why wouldn't it happen where the actual CERN facility is? Also, I'm under the understanding that we are able to detect blackholes. I know we can't see them, but I have a feeling that they would know when it happened because they even claim that they're trying to make micro black holes. So they would need to know when one was created. That said, I have a feeling they would notice before "3 years later". Why would it take them three years to detect it? I even just read: ''Black hole production should light up the detectors like Christmas trees,'' Dr. Giddings said.

Like I'm on my way to not being uncomforably fat anymore, finally. (I fit into a pair of pants yesterday that I haven't been able to wear in a YEAR! ) 130 lbs here I come (again )!

Yes it's a place called Under Couch Ranch and it's located in my living room. You want one? Real cheap for a dust bunny, if you PM now you can get two for the low one time price of $19.99.

Dizamn...apparantly we live in the same fucking house. How 'bout that...

Yeah well, the economy on Mars started to go down the shitter and I had issues trying to garden without any atmosphere and all that jazz so we moved back.

Funny and all, but I highly doubt it's fact.

I don't think they were taking me or Pestilence into consideration on that particular study...