Destroit

OMFG PLUS ONE I think pregnant ladies look gross PERIOD...why show it off? Maybe it's because I strongly dislike/hate children...maybe it's because everytime I see a pregnant woman my libido is ruined for at least a month...MAYBE it's because seeing pregnant women reminds me that I CAN catch the pregnant after all which scares the EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF ME. Whatever the reason, I just don't plain like it, and especially if it's someone who's got it just CHILLIN out the bottom of their shirt like that's supposed to be attractive or something. I really don't get it.

Trying to motivate myself into actually getting shit done...

+1 I'm very naturally an UNaffectionate person. Furthermore I like to touch...not be touched. I'm visual actually more than anything...I'd rather just SEE a guy naked then have him touch me (another reason that I'm definately a guy). I HATE being touched unless it's sex usually . That and I can't help but get annoyed after spending more than an hour a day with my SO. BUT...I realize boys like lovins and hugs and shit so I try to force myself to pay attention to my boyfriend. But hell...it's more bonding to me knowing that you're so comfortable in the relationship to know that your SO doesn't EXPECT attention but is happy to receive it. There's nothing that drives a couple apart more than feeling obligated to hangout when you don't want to - and lemme tell ya, usually I don't want to. I like being alone ALOT. That's why I <3 Raven...yeah inherently that dude would probably love nothing more than to be surgically attached to my pelvic bone somehow and just get showered with constant attention, but he knows I need my space and respects that. I don't even know where the hell I was even going with all this...I'm tired. Like cracked out tired. And hungover. My brains aren't thinking too good. Maybe I should get off DGN until my head thinks of something constructive to type...

I'd so get a nose job but just the thought of HOW they do that gives me the jibblies.

Raven and Ogre

There's a Hardee's at the intersection of 9 Mile and John R in Hazel Park...true story. Right across from the Blockbuster, kiddy corner to La Casa Inn. The first time I saw it I thought I was seeing shit.

I'm sure not everyone will know what I'm talking bout when I say: Cat's Meow - Royal Oak, before it was renamed Royally Selling-Out, MI

Oh you're damn welcome. Stay tuned, as I said, there's more and it only gets progressively more ridiculous from here on out. Go to next year's MANFAST!

Hell, I live a city away from you, the next time we're going to either CC or The Prive I'll PM you and let you know.

YAY! Another Eastsidaz! I live literally a city away from you and I understand the feeling of being the only goth person . We're a little more scarce in Macomb County than say Oakland, Washtenaw or Wayne, but that just means we need to band together So do you go to South Campus or Center? I was at South last semester but I'll be at Center this coming fall. Lemme know so I can look for ya.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! First day when we arrived, I don't believe that Jynxxxed was there yet This was the car trip up. I took three shots and you'll figure out why when you look at them. Over three shots, which I tried to do GOOD, my face for whatever reason got progressively more retarded, so I just gave up. Let's watch: Raven had the MANLY job of firestarting all weekend. He got a fire started the minute we got on the campsite. We amazingly brought enough wood to last us only an hour but with the divine power in him he was able to keep the fire going for two nights and on into Sunday. Miraculously he also BUILT a fire out of RAIN. Yes peoples, that is correct, built a fire out of water. I guess that technically makes my boyfriend Jesus. Sweet. This was him standing in front of the fire he initially built: Then he caused the campfire to spawn a stump with no help from Constantin at all, I swear: Just tending to the fire: Andddd...one of him looking smitten after keeping the fire going for so damn long: NEXT on MAAAANFAST: What is the DARKEST thing you could EVER put in your MOUTH? Find out a little later when I post more pics.

WELL...I got confused. I mean, it's a shirt that makes you invisible plus gay when you put it on, so I mistakenly called it the invisibility shirt...when you're correct, it is indeed nude camo. Good for anyone that wants to sneak onto the set of a porno movie or into a swinger party without actually being naked.

Shit....I've been outsassed by my own comrade... EFF YOU DBK Congrats on being the more popular and lovable one out of the two of us

Pssht...naw...you're correct in my eyes. But apparantly I'm wrong for thinking that everyone should be bald everywhere except their hair and eyebrows. Hell...actually, take away the eyebrows too, that's why God created pencil eyeliner.

WELL...then...I come back with: I take it you've never owned a pair of either Airwalks or Vans. Airwalks being preferred, Vans if they don't carry Airwalks. Those shoes would make you feel silly for buying crocs. Hell...I had jobs where I've had to stand on my feet all day and I aerobically dance for at least a few hours a day (DDR = LOTS of stomping. The whole style of dance is skipping, stomping, and jumping. So much so that I've been playing for only three years and my knees are already wrecked 'cause I'm retarded and didn't wear leg braces). Crocs are comfy...but look hideous. But they're not as comfy as Airwalks or Vans (the only two brands I've bought since 1995) and aren't as fashionable!

Now, a week later, I present to you the manliest thing in the world next to Chuck Norris raping He-Man: These two are from the first night...the day before the retardness ensued (i.e. my birthday): Since we were in the woods, Raven took the opportunity to butt rape me knowing he'd get away with it. Also, RAPING is for PIRATES and pirates are MANS so since we were at MANSFAST he felt it appropriate: The other lots with Jynxxxed, Godfallen, his friend, and Constantin: Here's pictures of some hot MOOBS. MOOBS are a necessary ingredient to any MANFAST, except usually they're PECS but since the only PECS that went on the trip were attached to Raven's chest and he was NOT showing off his hot MANCHEST no matter how much I tried to push him to...we had to make due with MOOBS: Lastly, here's a picture of TIMATA but you CANNOT see him because he is INVISIBLEEEE (due to his INCREDIBLY GAY invisibility shirt...thus...we renamed him THE PHANTOM TORSOOOOOOOOOO): There will be more later...so check back...if you think you can HANDLE THE MANFAST!!!!