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Destroit

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  1. Old lady secretary clothes that USED to be way big on me but are now uncomfortably tight. *eats another chocolate*
  2. Something that gives me chills to this day everytime I hear it: Skinny Puppy - Choralone
  3. OhGr - Pore the creepy crack head friend of mine the homeless place he calls his thought the silly putty tinker toy the mirror ball reflects below the grazing herd the lemming goat the move toward the moving from the winter home upon the hill the summer shade a caving in the psychotronic talking box the mainstream ninety-two percent the laughing dying culture pop the point of view the bleeding heart the easily digested hurt the famous moldy party hop a fantasy the way it could the shaping things a prostitute a naked mix a magazine a picture of us in a dream
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    Manfast

    WANT! Would it cost more for a Kat Williams shake than for a Charlie Murphy burger? Hell...I mean the Charlie Murphy burger IS only fiddy cent, but still, I'm a poor muh fugga.
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    Manfast

    So...we never REALLY defined MANFAST here people...
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    Manfast

    CHAAAAALIE MURPHAY! Only fiddy cent and he grills it up HIMSELF! This is a true testimonial from a customer: Dis biiiitch was so impressed she got down on her KNEES and worshipped the Charlie Murphy burger. And you know this shit's true 'cause ain't nobody able to make that shit up. Also on the menu is our Destiny Burger, which is only $99 and comes with a free palm readin'!
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    Manfast

    Isn't it about not dropping the Bob Barker soap in Beef Stake Penitentiary? I can't remember...Constantin would know maybe.
  8. We here at Manfast charge extra for Man-Gravy on our Sodomy Steaks. We hope you understand.

  9. Yay for camping! You ready? :-P

  10. Boredom is why God made pot. 'Tis true. And video games enhance this...like I'm doing right now.

  11. ...so who the hell is this that you're dating now?

  12. *wave* Haven't seen you around DGN in awhile.

  13. Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer Yeah...'cause that's how I ROLL. Make fun if you wish.
  14. Pwn some more Kobalds...because I'm beginning to think that our D&D characters were dropped off on Kobaldopia.
  15. No...because you're not the only person who thinks I'm a guy lol.

  16. Yes, you must reintroduce yourself every time and be aware that I will be more man than the last time you saw me.

  17. I'm at work...and bored...so I'm brushing up on my Nuclear Physics, because well...I'm Chernobyl...it's appropriate, yes?
  18. Caged Baby - 16 Lovers I found this group...they rock. They are sexy disco ebm house-ish techno dance beat shiznit...and I think they're from Australia. That's hot.
  19. Buckets? Yes or no.

  20. Don't you worry, they won't find my body I want you to know that I've found peace in another world Don't keep digging, I want you to leave Please back away from the place where my ashes are buried. I feel this way in particular because this morning I killed the old Chernobyl (violently, that's how I roll) and gave proverbial birth to a new and better Chernobyl. Don't worry...this is normal, I upgrade usually every 6-12 months. The lyrics coming from the old me, obviously...
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