PLEASE SEND JOBS TO MICHIGAN.
I mean...we're not asking Granholm/feds to turn water into wine or anything.
Well...actually, with the irresponsiblity of our own citizens, it may actually be that hard. Sure we have a bunch of credit happy spend thrifts in America at this moment that are literally tearing down our housing market and ruining our economy...but if we had tougher regulations about loans and credit in the first place (i.e. making sure people who are irresponsible and shouldn't get loan/mortgages can't) then we'd be in less of a mess than we are now.
About my third tit...?
Yeah see...well I normally would but you know, that would require me having to show you my rack, and that wouldn't fly with Raven.
You'll just have to take my word for it . I mean, why would I lie about something like that?
No, because two boobs equals one set. However, what I didn't tell you is that I secretly have three boobs like that chick in that movie Total Recall, so I suppose Daily Double is an inaccurate statement. But don't tell no one
I've already taken like three 800mg prescription ibus. Of course, not all at once, that would just be silly.
For the record, since I had a massive fever yesterday, EVERYTHING hurts. Down to the bones. Every muscle. It's like I sat in the reactor core at Chernobyl for a whole day, indian style.