Destroit

My house is shooting out HELLFIRE. Send help (or a slurpee).

eating my own body weight in brazil nuts

You can't haz cheezeburger. Dis cheezburger mine!

I HAVE TEN TOEEEES!

Taking a smoke break.

Getting ready to make food and then work on a sketch for my art class.

Tupac Shakur - So Many Tears

Preppy people. There I said it. Since when is plain the new craze? BLECH And for their stupid guys: STOP WEARING BASEBALL CAPS! How fucking UGLY and POINTLESS. I could go on and on for hours, possibly days, but since I'm not the Cyberkinetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future (...sorry, bad reference ), I will stop right here instead of being all "Ten THOUSAND years ago..." and busting into an incredibly long story.

Wow...uhmm you have Munchkins? Somehow, I seemed to miss them at your guys' party.

Sitting in class (it's in a computer lab and I r bad and sneaking on the computerz).

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Happy birthday. Haven't seen you around in a minute, you get back here and post, dammit!

Mmmm I have coffee

Waiting for Boshy to get here with the beer.

I have a cigarette. I'm bad .

On vacation in my own damn basement

The Pixies - Where is my Mind?

Your mom goes to college!

MotherFUCK I wanna go... But have no money...yet *sigh* Another week to count me out. I'd go every weekend but Raven hates going to CC so that's why I'm not there like I used to be. A combination of his contempt for the club and a lack of finances has kept me in the house... Chernobyl is a sad panda...

*throws chair at wall* *Makes a thud *

Go on and laugh: Ima Robot - STD Dance For those of you who don't recognize the name, it's that one song from Grandma's Boy I feel extra silly today, I should probably stay inside so nothing is destroyed in the wake of my silliness.

I have coffee. Fear me.

Wow, about time, I've only been seeing the commercials for Sonic for like two years now. I remember all the hype when we got the first Del Taco in the midwest - right in the Macomb Mall parking lot. I'm a bit skeptic as to how good their meat is though, they're like five times cheaper than Taco Bell and Taco Bell uses grade D meat :.

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.