Destroit

That is really weird! I can't even think of hardly anyone in Berkley on here, but I could be wrong. Especially since Berkley is like Oakland County's Fraser (i.e. ridiculously small ). Hmmm, I'm thinking Bean Water might be right in that they're lumping Royal Oak and Berkley together since they're right next door to each other.

SO....confused/bored all in the same moment. I just realized maybe this also should have gone in the "how are you feeling" thread or whatever.

Notice ONE eastside city It's a conspiracy I tell you! I'm surprised it's Sterling Heights, didn't realize how many DGNers lived there (it's like a city or two away from me).

Odims, you're amazing, I'm actually getting high from looking at your signature, and I didn't even have to go down in the ghetto and pay some random guy money in a dark alley or anything! Thanks!

SO....2008 was rocking awesome. Losing weight, quit smoking, not drinking except on the rare occasion, clocking in like 60 hours for the next two weeks 'cause the other lady is sick and I'm taking her days, eating better, doing good for myself and Raven in general... Until he calls me and tells me his factory was under production and just laid him off. It's always something, isn't it?

Chicago? Yeeeah I'm basically like Tom Green in the movie Road Trip - I've never really left this metro area I wanna go! Me want pizza! Me want pizza! *jumps up and down* Me likey crepes & pizza!

Quit whining!

OMFG....AIDS *runs and hides* How did I forget about that? I'm a massive AIDSaphobe.

Lawsuits over MP3 downloads. $50,000 for one infraction? Give me a fucking break! Record label scum who are the greedy bastards pursuing such lawsuits just so they can buy an extra fancy water tank for their office and a waterfall in the lobby Actually lawsuits in general (unless in extreme circumstances) If you are mentally stupid enough to not know that coffee will be hot and burn you when you spill it, I hope it jumps out and scalds your face off damnit! YOU ARE GREEDY - STOP IT! I don't want coffee insulting my intelligence by reading print that says "Warning: Contents May be Hot" on the side, letting me know it might be a little more than warm.

Nawwww...definately makes you beautiful. Anyone that pours out enough effort to better their physical body, both for their health and to feel better about their beauty altogether, deserves a high five and a pat on the back. I don't care what anyone says, NO it's not shallow, it's HARD work. It's obviously hard work because statistically 66% of Americans can't pull off the same thing that you did. Harder work than what most people do for a living even, and you're doing it without getting money, you're smart enough to know you're "paying yourself" so to speak. So here: That's for you, hon! I'm beautiful because I've been in such a good cheesy mood for the last two days that I might as well have rainbows and kittens flying out of my asshole. THAT kind of good.

APPLE! No crepes.

NOW you're thinking!

*grabs the potato gun we made in high school* We'll win this war yet!

I'm sure if someone can invent an eel powered Christmas tree, I'm sure an eel powered hovercraft is only a step away.

They have tape...GUNS?

I wonder if they have apple crepes.... What I wouldn't do for pancakes right now, especially the kind with blueberries in them.

Psssht? Comcast security? I'd bust in there like yelling "All your base are belong to us!" and then start kung fu-ing that security force with my ninja skills plus army buddy only to pull you out of your chair dragging you to IHOP, leaving Munin looking confused and shocked all at the same time. Muhahahaha....be glad I'm stuck here at work I almost got in trouble just now picturing all of that in my head because I litterally laughed out loud, leaving my boss to ask "What's so funny over there?" I gotta watch that so they don't catch onto me, because real estate is definately not funny atm, so obviously he's gonna start suspecting my internet browsing...

APPLE DAMNIT! That's is all. Actually, I've never had a crepe before.... Candy, you wanna go to IHOP? We'll kidnap Phee, he won't even know

I have an apple. *crunch*

I'm beautiful because this new shirt is tight and makes me look like I'm smuggling cantalopes in my bra, which isn't bad for a size 12 girl (yeah I'm skinnier now too! About time I found some damn motivation, not all the way down but I'm gettin' there Normally I'm a size 5-7 ish.), and usually only thicker girls can claim the same about their rack (from what I've seen anyway, obviously there's always exceptions. That's generally how girl bodies work though, biologically speaking). It's a shallow "I'm beautiful" post, but whatev, sue me. I can be shallow sometimes , especially when it's taking me hard work to get down to my new (yet previous) size.

Nobody is posting anything...but there are people online (is baffled)

..... *gasp* FUCK YEAHZ! OMFG! I was rootin' for you all the way deary (and Hunhee too, of course)

My my....that is so me in the morning before my Folger's. How'd you get that pic, hmmm?

I have a cold...DO NOT WANT!