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Taken at Plastic Passions last night, suchafuckinblast!
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COD Black Ops or Modern Warfare 2?
Destroit replied to Thy Abbadon's topic in Movies, Books, Art, TV, Gaming and Computers
Nazi Zombies > Multiplayer Take a guess! -
The best part was when you figured out where the pretzel dispensing latch is, reached in his pants, and pulled out pretzel. The look on everyone's faces was priceless . I also have an amazing photo that Pest took of me in the main area near the bar that I'm hoping to upload later, I look undead with dabs of orangy-pink depleted uranium under my eyes. Oh, and showing up to a club and glowing without intending to always gets me going every time, looked fabulous even though I couldn't really see much of it besides my nails (hence why I think Pest took that shot in the first place, so I could see my work). Everyone kept remarking about it though, even after I had forgotten that I was neon, so it must've been somewhat catching. Dance floor was bumpin' something fierce! It was refreshing to tear up the floor with good friends in a new location, and a vastly different array of music than I'm used to. Some songs took me back, some had me laughing incessantly, others made me think "WOW...they seriously just went there...", but there was nothing to disappoint . NEVER did I expect Saint and Nocker to hit me with both Jungle Love and Tarzan Boy in one night (or ever, actually, never ever saw that coming). :unworthy: Never expected to grind dance with Constantin, wtf, super violated. I call that a fishbowl freebie . I got to see Phee! Can't complain there Also got to see Phee dance more than I've seen him dance at CC Victoriasvengeance: Just because we are invisible to everyone doesn't give you the right to molest me in public! KAYTHNXRAPIST Nocker's gf is freaking adorable, always a pleasure to chat to, and totally rocked the 80s style! Talked to Killyosaur off and on, but I was probably a bit drunkstracted by the time he showed up And Iris is always fabulous, no need for any summary there! I never did get Rick Rolled, but I was Cold Caved and that's good enough for me. I went to sleep at five in the morning after a fishbowl last night, two rum and cokes, and then I split two Budweiser tall boys with Constantin when we got back. Clearly there was some magical force in play, because I'm not tired OR hungover at all. BONUS.
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EPIC
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You said what I wanted to say, but refrained from . I see your Angelspit and raise you an Ayria :.
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UGGGHHH...WTFB CIGARETTE...
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: : : : : Interesting Tarkatan trivia, because I'm mother fucking disgustingly obsessed with Baraka, Tarkatan leaders are chosen by intelligence, not brutality and strength, which is kind of odd considering the nature of their race.
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I thought being thin would solve my problems, but I only found that men did not take me seriously (even properly dressed) and women wouldn't befriend me out of petty jealousy. Less inches, mo' problems. I did, however, get cocky and airheaded when I was thin, because I used to be under social "control" and ultimately acted the way I perceived that everyone wanted me to. My behavior was most likely inviting negative responses. Doing it this time around, I've been slipping out of inches here and there, and not being a cunt about it, or acting girlier.
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Because I don't like a felony on my record running through a crowd full of thousands on the railroad tracks while I'm clocked in for work...?
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>> Industrial Wednesdays << @ Mars Bar, Hamtramck ::
Destroit replied to DJ Saint's topic in Nightlife, Events & Concerts
You have NO IDEA how long I've been waiting to use this Mighty Boosh crimp in context of a convo . Thanks, Saint. -
I was only there on Monday working security, but Pest was there on Saturday and Monday. It occurred to me that a decent amount of DGNers went, I even saw a few. Did you go? Who did you see? Wtf happened? I was stationed on an 11 hour shift standing at the gate where Peking House is at Washington and Second St. I was a bit miffed, because this assured I would be on the COMPLETELY opposite side from George Clinton and the Parliament of Funk. I was super depressoed, because I initially didn't want to work Monday and thought, "well, maybe I'll be stationed within at least earshot..." Nope. BUT, I was entitled to two fifteen minute breaks and a lunch break, so while most of my coworkers whittled theirs down throughout the day...I had foresight to know what I was using my last fifteen for: THA FUCKIN P FUNK So at 9:10 exactly I left my post and I RAN. I didn't even run...I parkoured, off benches and walls, jumping around people, going as fast as my legs could take me down Main Street. I definitely broke my old Main Street Drunk Dash records from high school . I got there for nine glorious minutes of the P-Funk, and got my groove on like it was July 1st, 1979, the day the funk died. When I ran back to my shift, I added up how long it took me to get there and back, AND I RAN A MILE IN FOUR-FIVE MINUTES. WTF. Talk about having ability under duress. WINNING...made it for this magical number: AND...George Clinton and the P-Funk covered Lil' Jon "Get Low" :rofl: Did it better than Lil' Jon! Never thought I would hear George Clinton sing, "Skeet skeet skeet" in my life . I saw Scary Guy, he came through my gate, Killyosaur left through the gate I was stationed at and we had an awesome twenty minuteish convo about a slew of shit. I heard Osaka was there from Pestilence, but I did not see her . Constantin and Lucifer found me in the crowd, because if Pestilence and I are in the same crowd unknowingly, we gravitate toward each other each and every time. Constantin also told me he ran into Zachariah, but I also didn't see him . I was handed a gigantic bag of cotton candy. I also accidentally made a lewd remark to a nice looking black guy, because he came through like he was at the airport, and asked, "So do I have to be frisked or something?" and I accidentally said, "No, but I'd sure like to..." My boss thought it was funny though, so did the guy, so crisis averted. I haven't worked with the public in quite sometime, and I need to retrain myself in areas of self control . Made an awesome Inception joke, because a lady came through, I checked her purse...and inside of it was another purse. She was like "Weird, right? It's a purse, within a purse! What would you even call that?" and I immediately blurted out, "A purse within a purse? Clearly that's purseption..." she fucking lulzed hard and did the Leo strut away, fucking hilarious. Who else went? Did anyone go for the tornado on Saturday? Royal Oak is still WRECKED.
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I'm considering moving downstate next year
Destroit replied to TitsMcGee's topic in Relationships, Pets & Domestic Homelife
Which is conveniently located one city over from where Chateau de Chernilence is, so it is prime for optimum visitation. -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9HvZe4Mors&feature=autoplay&list=PL48FE3BA63FB715C7&lf=mh_lolz&playnext=2&shuffle=587799