Destroit

Cleanin' muh nasty house. It got real dirty because I just got finished with school and had to study all the time before.

My best advice is that generally, with exceptions (because there's always SOME exceptions), people can only help themselves. Happy birthday in five days, hon. I wish you a good time.

Getting ready to go to someone's house to see what the hell is goin on

STILL....at work. WTF... What time you get out Odims? I have....11...minutes...

Shave my head again so we could walk around in public and look like a pair of freshly balded balls...

.... I'm from Michigan... Wtf is a beach? Uhmmm hmmm oh I know. What's the last movie you saw and did you like it?

Now THAT...is some serious LOL right there. For serious.

Do NOT tell me there is a whole site of Lohan pictures like this... That would be too much for me to handle, I would probably blow a funny fuse. Anyway...I has teh coffee. *sip* Itss gud.

Why doesn't anyone listen to me?! For serioul!

Grrr...at work when I really don't wanna be

*yawn* I need teh cophee.

Waaaah.

mint chocolate chip ice cream

Today...is...FINALS! YES! It doesn't matter if I do good, it doesn't matter if I do bad, what does matter is that starting tomorrow I won't have to go back. Well at least until January.

My kitteh is on CRACK. And I didn't give it to her, I swear.

I have no coffee, too lazy to make.

I have a peach flavored swisher sweet. The good kind, the old man kinda stogie where you sit there and chomp on it for like 20 minutes first lol. I haven't had one since last St. Patty's Day. BE HAPPY FOR ME! plz...?

I'm starting a dance party in my basement (I cannot say...what I am listening to, it is top secret and you guys would probably never look at me the same way again).

*GASP* I GOT ONE! A real one...I swear this time! I'm beautiful because I always do the right and honest thing even when it involves me getting fucked over.

I am beautiful because... oh wait shit wrong thread. Shit...now I have to think of something... 'Cause...I...can....uhmmm..... mmmmm.... *smoke starts to come out* Uhhhhh.... Do...a load of dishes in like...45 minutes...or less....? *whew* That was close....

I can't find my paycheck and my rent is due today. Does anyone know where the location of a really good bridge where I'd be able to drive my car off the side? Preferably without rocks under it and warmer than average water. I know that's hard to find peoples, but I'm working with very little time and even less sanity, so any suggestions would be appreciated. Kthnx