Destroit

W00T! I WINZ!

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Gettin' fat and lovin' every last nasty jiggly lb.

I have coffee and free vanilla wafers. Mmmm...it's food kinda.

The kind that are the hardest to find and cost more than an average tree... Paper or plastic?

The floor in my bathroom. It's good for hangovers. Ever pay for gas and drive away, realizing down the block you forgot to actually put the gas in the car?

Fed it to Gitzie, she's on massive levels of disturbed. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Popcorn...that is all.

I WANNANOTHER KITTY! I R teh jealus of yer noo kittehn.

Uggghhh....

I kinda wanna go home right now, I wish we had something to smoke, my friend has smokes but he's definately not sharing!

Four...minutes.... I don't think I'm going to make it....

Wow...your urge for bad gothic poetry transferred over to me...and I don't write poetry. Ever. So...You must be controlling my thoughts somehow. I'm onto you Phee...

CHEATER!!!! Uhmm now that I'm here (I only do prose, but lemme give this poetry thing a shot) Darkness wraps itself around my thought Deep pit, never ending, leads further into black I tumble....circle...entwine myself in hate Surrounded, shifty red eyes, seething rage There is no God where I am It's bad AND goth...hmmm....what a rarity to combine those two words

Man...I am so not going to finish all of my work. This is what I get for spending my work time dicking around on DGN...THANKS GUYS. If you weren't so fucking entertaining...my ADD may not have kicked in (but probably would have...I woulda stared out the window at birds flying around anyway)

Oh...OH GOD...NOOOOO! *runs*

Only if they're Russell Stover or whatever the crap nouget covered in crap is called.

Non-stop violence

Dude...I so don't wanna know what that may or may not metaphorically mean... I have a feeling it has to do with poop. ANYWAY...I'm playing phone tag between seller's and agents. Some agent called and wanted to show someone's house...in 20 minutes. I mean seriously, why don't these people plan ahead? (this sort of thing happens probably 6-9 times a day where I work)

Yuh huh...rock you like a hurricane. When's the last time you had White Castle?

Mmmm yeeeash....only like two and a half hours to go. There's only four people on DGN right now...MAN we are such cool kids.

kdkdsjkl;sadflja I'm bored... send help.

Kay...here's a better one Skinny Puppy - Worlock All bow to almighty Ogre

*sips coffee* I forgot my tea today. I can't believe I used to drink upwards of three pots a day of this tar stuff...

Yay! My new Saturday internet work buddy! So uhmm handling important uhmmm...Comcast stuffs...? 'Cause I'm listing houses over here like a mutha fucka...well okay maybe I'm just drinking coffee and posting, but if real estate wasn't sinking I'm sure I'd be putting in houses...