YES...I will so not miss most of it this time...I swear
You should take calls...you know, from random callers. Random, like, you know none of us or anything
*throws poop*
BOOYAH! I am a shit launchin' pirate! ('cause pirates are way cooler than ninjas. We get beer, wenches, and mutton. I don't even know wtf mutton is...but it sounds badass.)
Judge Judy is sucha mean old corpse. *shudder* My god...to be in that court room, with her musty 1,000 year old undead breath billowing in your face and she yells in pain....for apparantly no real reason except to yell real loud at someone. God help us all.
Are you for serious?
That's freakin' sweet.
The closest I've come to job-celebrity encounters is when I met Kim Mathers and Eminem's kid 'cause they bought a house from our company after the divorce, and the closing was at our office. That's 'bout it.
Uhmmm I have tea today. Can I still sit in the coffee house here? Hmmm?
Myyyyy bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R
Myyyyy bologna has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R
I like to eat it every dayyyy and if you ask me why I'll sayyyyyyyyy:
'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A
wtf....
where the hell did that even come from?