Destroit

poopsies

like flies on shit

*cricket chirp* Hello....? *looks around* Where is everybody?

Wow...that sounds like the sheeznit. Bet it's not as badass as Wonder Pets though. I have Green Tea with Mango. Betcha you're all jealous!

Go to City Club

*eats food* Blech....virtual flavor. Ewww.... Sorry, do you have any Grey Poupon instead? I feel like eating this post, since it is my 800th... Although you do have about 32,200 more posts than I do Phee.

I didn't get to eat anything before I left the house so... I like food.

You guys should be thankful: I get forced undertime Ah the life of a secretary. It's like sitting in a nice metal patio chair outside of a pool and being tied to it, then someone comes by picks you up and throws you in and JUST BEFORE you're about to drown your boss comes by, pulls you out and tells you that it's time to go to lunch. Then you do the same thing tomorrow.

Actually go to fucking City Club! GOSH! Cept this weekend I don't think I'm going....*blush* Oh how embarassing Soon Jad......SOON.

Hiiiya Lol now the whole household is on DGN (For those of you who don't know, he's Mrs. Heart's husband)

WERD. How goes it?

Hmmm...I hear it's supposed to tornado outside today. Oh well.

*runs to sewing machine* Hmmm...now that I know I have a market....MUAHAHA :evil Actually I've been really girly lately, not prissy girly but little girl girly (I think I'm going through my second childhood. I'm 22 now, so I plan on going through my childhood again at least 8 more times before I die) so I've been designing mostly lolita stuff lately. I've been working on getting my sewing machine back from my gramma's. I don't know where to buy the stuff, in any case if you get it anywhere on the internet I'm sure it'll cost you an arm and a leg. I'm a big follower of harajuku fashion, if you don't know what it is look it up on google or something, but damn those chickas and bois are ridiculously sassy, and a great deal of it is lolita or lolita influenced. Check it out.

Awwww....I didn't make the team Hmmph. That's what I get for being old and feeble and not being able to make it past 11.

Pssshaw. Actually, college is where they stop being picked on and life begins. It's amazing. You can wear whatever the fuck you want, most of the preppy kids seriously come in pajamas. Like everyday. They never get dressed, it's messed up, and yeah they might get stared at by some people but think of it this way: College is generally full of kids who are smarter and more mature (mature mostly happens at non-universities, since big universities are just daycare for preppy kids that aren't ready for the real world yet) than the other kids (It sounds harsh, but I'm of the assortment where I believe some people are just born smarter and more understanding than others). So generally college kids are very open minded to just about anything, I mean you get your few assholes, that happens no matter where you are in the world, but generally speaking people are more respectful and courteous. Sooooo as a matter of fact not only should they keep dressing that way, they should sigh a big sigh of relief knowing that they won't go through much strife as a result. I'm at MCC/WSU right now and haven't gotten shit from anyone at either campus. Aside from the homeless or Detroit natives. Actually I pissed off a Johova' Witness once too....it was great. Also, as for me being picked on, Scary Guy already brought up the topic I started awhile back (thankssss, 'cause I didn't feel like finding it )

DUDE. We rock. I have the same shirt. TROGDORRRRRR!!!!! TROGDORRRRRRR!!!! Is Homestar Runner even still around? I used to be his biggest fan... Oh uhm yes, and while I'm here: I'm wearing horrible office bullshit 'cause I'm at work. Just picture me as a little old lady in line at the grocery store but with sexy tits that don't hang down and no weird arm jiggle. I also don't have to wear my ghetto wig to work anymore because I now have a decent amount of hair on my head. I also have on some tappy patent leather shoes, the kind you would probably expect to see Shirley Temple tap dancing in. Uhmmm my shirt is this green color, I'd have to say forest green because it is dull whereas jungle green would probably be more bright and cheeky. My pants are black and pin striped. That is all. Oh right. My undies, they are blue and lemme check my bra....wtf...pink. With polka dots. That's just madness right up in there....

Erm....? Really. Grrr I might not be able to go. I kinda actually didn't want to, but now my curiosity is sparked as to what all of this epicness is about. Will there be dinosaurs or something?

Skinny Puppy - Love in Vein and i wonder if i missed the warning missed the warning casting away varnish crack ants symbolize decay missed the warning missed the vein reaching out crying for... where is the warning .......heart exploding human heart attack. I'm sure nobody would know why unless you really really knew me (and no, I don't do heroin, so that's not it )