Destroit

Gettin ready to get out of bed and make a massive amount of food 'cause it's my day off and I don't have to do shit today

Awww well at least you had a fun weekend here. I'm at work for like two more hours waiting so so very patiently, because I have the next two days off. *le sigh* I GOT PAID and wanna go spend my monies DAMNIT!

Yes, I pull EvilEye out of a hat while being launched out of a cannon. What's color is your underwear at the moment?

Yes yes, I have the shiny business card case of confidence, due to Troy, 'cause he <3's me THA BEST. (disclaimer: I do not necessarily know Troy's feelings nor claim to speak on Troy's behalf. However, the case does speak for itself. So I will continue speaking on the behalf of other peoples views, feelings, thoughts, and stances on subjects, because well, I'm good like that due to the shiny case of POWER. Just know anything out of my mouth regarding anyone else, their actions, words, or orientations on any view points, is most likely just bullshit, and that I am in fact probably talking out of my ass. I am also good like that. Anyone who bothered to read this, please carry on with your day, and just know I'm probably making outrageous claims about you at the moment )

*sips cophee* MMmmmm, this tha sex.

Ughhhhh bombarding myself with water, coffee, and ramen noodles trying to get rid of this long island iced tea hangover. At least I didn't get sick, I thought I was going to this morning. I did however almost give myself a concussion when I stumbled into the bathroom and smacked my FACE on the tile wall. I'm sure at work they're gonna be all "is your boyfriend hitting you?" and I gotta be all "no I'm just a fucking drunk".

I handed out fucking TWENTY! At City Club last night. I pwned all your handing out skills

YES......TWO MORE HOURS! Can you feel the excitement?! HUH?!

Has quite a nice pretty face even though you're a girl, and I'm not into girls.

I've been listening to Miss Kitten. Miss Kitten is fabulous, I've realized she's probably the most offensive techno artist. Well maybe the not the MOST offensive, but seriously, go download the song Rippin Kitten. It's beautiful and very very morbid at the same time.

Ten more fucking minutes then I'm FREE AT LAST!

Am I cool enough to join the "Meet Candy Club"? Whatcha gonna be wearing? So I know who to look for.

I second that. Troy, you better drag your ass down there. I'll be at CC on Saturday dressed like a secret agent. You'll know when you see me. I've also got short boy red spikey hair. As for right now, trying to survive the last 45 minutes of work. I'm gonna make some massive Mac 'n' Cheese when I get up outta here.

I'll show up, and because of that, it should be enough to get you to go down there. How many long islands will you drink at City Club? I personally only have monies for two.

My....eyelids...question mark? Uhmm boy you've got some weeeird fetishes there, but just as long as you stay away from my ears. BAD things happen when people touch my ears. Catastrophic things.

Everything within my power that doesn't involve any orifices. What are you doing this weekend?

*le sigh* Still waiting on muh cophee. Wtf does a girl have to do to get some service around here? ....wait.....I think I already know what may be posted after this Ohhhh well go ahead.

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I checked and I'm obviously not in range, but (as you all know obviously lol) I do have the internets! Sooooo I'ma mark my calendar right now.

I second that, Troy you MUST come. 'Cause I still haven't met your ass and you said that the next time you went to CC you'd let me know. Soooooo...go. Or I will cry. Can you live with that? Huh?

Lol you better the hell not. I will wrastle you for your keys and most likely lose 'cause I'll be drunk and you're like an army dude and shit. But I so seriously don't wanna take any construction barrels to the face lol.

Lazy fuck! Get the hell outta bed before 3 pm Everytime I call and your voicemail picks up I go "oh man, I know he's sleeping" and suuuuuure enough you always are!

There's some hott dudes, but alas, I am taken. So it's a moot point.