Destroit

I want to move into your body and stay...

Pest and I sure as hell not founding the statistic . His family's just as disappointed as you all must be . Mine doesn't want me to have kids .

Lookit his hair and makeup, isn't it obvious?

Why because you're female? That's odd, I wonder why they'd do that. Yeah, good luck with your search. I'm in my 20s and just picked up another job, or else I would have been perfect.

THEY'RE BACK! Season five is in full swing, and it is more "out there" and clever than ever before. Hamster Death, Grandma's Cookies, Sex Robot, and many more have come out of season five so far, so no more reason to be disappointed ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBS2bH6tyPU So old, yet STILL such an awesome clip :rofl:. Cubicle boss and Abe Lincoln are two more "classics" that never get old.

GETTIN' DOWN IN YOUR TOWWWWWNNNN (Oh HELLLLLL no!) :rofl: That night was effin' epic!

OH MY GOD...I forgot about this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi96N1EyGwQ&feature=related Fucking disturbing , one of my top ten favorites, easily.

Awww come on guys, you're going to tell me that you're too goth to find shit funny? (Especially when it's as morbid as the following) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipfn3XMFPWE

I remain positive by telling myself that nobody deserves anything . Whatever works!

Wow, sudden tragedy is always the worst because you have no time to ready yourself for it and it never "feels right" as opposed to someone who has been ill and declining for a long time, or very old. I had a friend go through this in high school, her boyfriend Chris Baum was 14 and up north with his family. They all went in from the bonfire and he wanted to stay out and enjoy the stars for a little while longer, and they let him. They went out the next morning and he was laying there dead, apparently he had a congenital heart condition that nobody knew about. : We can only hope we all meet again...

Sometimes, as enriching as my existence is to me, and as substantially out-of-the-ordinary for someone blue-collar, constantly chasing abstract ideas and complexity is tiring. I always read old friend's FB updates from high school, and so many of the women are thrilled with the fact that they stay-at-home taking in Opera and having kids, and I'm jealous that I would never be happy with that kind of simplicity. But hell, staying home and having kids hasn't ever gotten anyone published before, so I guess the work-trade-off is even . I tell myself that I'm exceptional, and not just the exception.

It's like a gothy hipsterness from what I can gather, in my highly unprofessional opinion. Not as a musical genre, but as a scene anyway. Sort of like mainstream + dark = emo bullsh. I give more credit and respect to hipsters though than emo of course. And everyone here can agree that White Ring is one of the most deliciously decadent Devil's food cakes that your ears have ever consumed (or gtfo! ) They even have that good 'n' densely sugary kind of frosting, not that bullshit whipped fluffy garbage.

Rename it the "Who did you get laid with while pumpin' some Witch House last night?" thread and it will be sure to never lose steam That, uhm, would be be contingent though on whether or not people got laid to it . It is posts such as yours that make me wish I could plus more than just once .

No, I believe that would be this movie:

WANT. Hopefully we can save up a little cash by then and go. PHEE...if you're reading this...you're also going ( Super entrapment FTW) It's ironic also because about a week ago I was talking about finally checking out PP soon, probably either in Sept or October, but since Nocker and Saint are spinning, that's enough of an added bonus to seal my vote in for September.

The best part was that I did it on tile, and my face broke my fall . Yet for some reason, my knee is what got fucked up BAD. Whole thing is purple. I laid on the floor for five minutes face down and not even moving after, while David and Pest laughed their asses off.

My ex was an alcoholic real bad, and we used to go out with large crowds of people hiking in the woods. There was a huge stone structure about 20 ft tall, with saplings around it, and we'd jump from it into the trees, which would then gently bow to the ground. He was WASTED, we told him not to do it, but he did it anyway and missed the tree by about 5 ft (talking SUPER drunk). Since he was so obliterated, he didn't put his hands out, there was no scream, no contorting of his body in anticipation, etc, so he basically looked like a big fucking suitcase that was thrown off the top of a building. He was even retarded enough to get up and do it again. So from now on, whenever a drunk falls face first, plants it on the ground, no hands out, yell, flinching, anything like that, one minute standing vertically and .5 seconds later goes THUD forward, that's a luggage drop lol. First time I did it in all my drunk years.

I was so fucking drunk when I got home, I successfully pulled off a "Luggage Drop", which is something I made fun of my ex for YEARS for doing himself. That's karma . Life achievement unlocked now! Trust me, I have the biggest bruise EVAR to prove it.

And hungover Chernobyl is...:

AWWW lookit Ogre...adorable

Oh yeah, sounds like you should have gone!

I am the awkward moment.

DGN @ City Club, Saturday, September 3rd. Come. Join us. Meet us. Hang out. We're not that scary in person, really. Leland City Club 400 Bagley Street Downtown Detroit You enter by going through an unmarked door on the First Street side of The Leland Hotel building just before the gated parking area on the side of the building nearest 1st Street. The club is at the top of the stairwell. (see picture in the link above in the DGN calendar entry) All are welcome. Come meet some of us weirdos. Saturday nights from 10:00 p.m. to 4:30 a.m. Alcoholic drinks until 2:00 a.m., pop and juices served all night. Admission is $4 18 and up, 21 to drink with proper ID (no exceptions). No drugs, weapons, chains or spikes. Zoomable map to City Club. MDOT lane closures (The map isn't quite exact. The Ramada is located within the Bagley, 1st, Cass, Plaza Dr. block.) More info can be found here: http://www.lelandcityclub.net We try to have this be the meeting area from 12-2am. If you can help, try to just stay there and mull around even if you don't see anyone, all it takes is a few people. If you want to post about some other night, or some other club, or bitch about how you weren't breast fed, use some other topic, this isn't the place for it.

I was so drunk last night, that it's 11:57 in the morning and I'm STILL intoxicated. Four pitchers of beer will do that though.