Destroit

Still a taco fest, as evident from the recent photos . I DO check back every year, if it weren't a giant clam salad soufflet, I would completely participate. I don't do erotic modeling. I would want to dip into photography, but there's no models to my, ahem, strict tastes (which is funny, because they take up about 50% of Earth's population so I'm told, they're just a little shy...?) Before I get the "piggish" flame, let me explain: art is something beautiful and meaningful to you, and I wouldn't be able to capture that with women, because to my preference, they aren't . Not trying to be mean, just honest.

So watching two grown men get into a girl fight in my house. Entertaining stuff.

Dog supremacists sound just as silly as other people who use blanket assumptions and rhetoric to cover entire ethnic groups, genders, and races . Cats mourn from loss like any other animal.

Depending on the size of the person's wife, and also their pet, it could be possible to stuff them in a pet spa so they can both enjoy a relaxing afternoon together. And it would be so cost effective, even the most destitute person could fit it on their budget!

How the HELL isn't this animal cruelty, especially to cats? The animal doesn't get hurt, but pretty traumatized I'm sure.

Everyone's an odd wheel, except people in couples, which is not all of DGN. There's always a blend of old timers and newcomers, so go!

Damn, you charging Lucas rent? Because you should be!

I'd like to think that my dogs wouldn't be affected that much, but they're complete pussies for us. Frank and Sammy would probably lay around on our graves after . But Frank's a lab/pit mix, so he's half of what this Marine's dog is. Sammy is full pitbull, but pits are VERY obsessively loyal. I've notice that big dogs and terrier dogs are extremely loyal and easier to train. I also want a Basset Hound, even though they're not a big dog they still have these traits (and SAGGY MELTING FUCKING OMFG SQUISH FACES).

You are probably going to be bombarded by other nerds trying to argue that statement .

I'm pretty sure it is. I'd have to ask Boshy though, she works out that way. Last she told me it was still there.

Hot 'n' Now is still around, there's one in Chesterfield Twp. I do miss the one at Gratiot and Utica, however. That closed down within the last decade, maybe even the past five years.

When I was little, Boshy took me shopping at Montgomery Ward at Gratiot and 15 Mile. The crater is still there fenced in from where the building was. And when I was little, that strip mall (such a WEIRD strip mall for eastsiders that know where I'm talking about), also had a Woolworth's. We went to their going-out-of-business sale when I was little so Boshy could get me Star Fox. I remember being upset they were going out of business, even though I had never been there, because even as a seven year old I knew that a lot of little kids like I was were probably going to have poor parents for awhile.

Everyone is entitled to be fooled by The Onion at least once. And actually, most of The Onion's articles are direct parodies off of real life current events, and there are libertarians who are trying to build an artificial island in international waters.

When all your nicest furniture is out on your front porch, which happens to be bigger than both bathrooms put together (come visit and see ).

At one point I was The Goth Who Just Discovered Skinny Puppy and The Kid Who Just Discovered NIN (I'm sure I'm not the only one). But now, I'm probably because The One Guy Who Actually Likes Industrial Music and The Painfully Obvious Pun.

*facepalm* (It's on The Onion)

Yeah, thin line between normal and natural. We all start out natural, but some of us have eyebrows that make you go "WTF!", so I wouldn't consider them normal.

Not going to even cover it up, I watched this video and cried like a bitch. http://foxnewsinsider.com/2011/08/25/fallen-navy-seals-dog-refuses-to-leave-master%E2%80%99s-side-at-funeral/

Oh, and recap: FUCKING...I can't even think of an adjective for the second part, it was so good . DJ Nocker and Saint continued on the tradition of innovation, mixing in a few good hits from the past, along with mind-blowing new music. There was not ONE song played last night that I didn't care for or was "meh" about, completely unreal. You need both need to contact Last.fm and/or Pandora and set those a-holes straight, because even I skip through at least 1/3 of the songs that come up on MY list. Last night I wouldn't have pressed "pass" on a single one, astounding. Just when I thought it couldn't get more magical, Saint handed a mix-tape full of Skinny Puppy superiority : (not really a tape, obviously, I'm from the 90s so it's still in my vocab). It felt weird standing in a bar with Eevee drinking, almost as weird as it felt when I first got to stand in a bar and drink. That's how I know I've reached a certain point, vicariously re-living my 21st birthday through the birthdays of others . Victoriasvengance and Glitch fucking rule, hardcore. Pleasant people with no fakery, and never-ending conversation and lots of lulz, what more could you ask for? Glad you both were finally able to make it out, hope you had as much of a blast as we did. Killyosaur is also another BAMF. Was glad to see him, since I messaged him earlier in the day asking if he was going and he wasn't quite sure yet. Always pleasant to run into you and talk to you! Saint and Nockers two imports from Lansing were hilarious mother fuckers. I think my favorite group chat involving those two was outside talking about past drunk stories, especially the six and a half hour shower story . I will say, listening to the blonde guy and how much liquor he can put away made me throw up in my mouth a little...you need to tell that dude about MANFAST, we need him! I was mad that we didn't bring any DGN cards to pass out to them. I even started talking about the board and went to go stick two in their hands and voila - there weren't any . Epic fail on our part. Iris - Who the hell calls a pastie a meat pie? I sat there for about 30 minutes trying to figure out wtf a meat pie is, because my family comes from the Upper Peninsula. As always, thanks for the tasty cigarette, hope to see you over soon and if not, I'm sure I'll see you Saturday (as we didn't get adequate hang-time because you had to leave early ). wormsinwomb - Clearly the most important person of the night. Speaking of which, my hot ass that you saw wants you to call sometime, maybe to go out for dinner? Ice cream perhaps? You do coffee? The second your eyes locked on to my back end, because I fail at wearing dresses properly, my derriere knew it was love at first look (I'm sure you knew I was going to give you a slightly hard time about it . All in good fun ). Oh, and Boshy had a nice relaxing night catching up on some articles. She was lovin' that A/C and couch setup, and it was nice being able to actually sit next to her and talk without yelling (but without compromising sound quality. When will other clubs learn that louder doesn't mean clarity/quality?) Just keeps getting bigger and better . Keep us updated on the weekend night, I'm stoked about that!

WEEKEND?!?! :unworthy: Especially Friday night, because there is no good Friday night club at the moment. MADE MY DAY! Now everyone who says they can't come on Wednesdays due to it being a weekday will be in for a very unique experience :

I'ma plus one your post, because of that last line. I SHOULDN'T because you're Eevil for tricking me because I AM OLD AND FUCKING CONFUSED . Not nice...I'd expect mean stuff like that out of certain other people, like myself, but not you; you're all innocent and shit... *runs* I think Mini-Chern is a bad influence on you and pressured you into bad things. So, VV: I'm so not coming over your Sim house and watering your dying-ass plants anymore, because I know you had something to do with it .

I feel like I had a great night last night and now back to the confusion of life.

Awww...I was wondering about you . Sorry you couldn't come out :.

Whenever all of the power is out in Warren and surrounding cities, the block of 9 Mile and Mac Arthur Blvd down to Marmon Rd stays lit. I wonder why that is?

...right in the title? Says hug a goth day .