Destroit

AND THE TUB!

No stove or microwave? That's jail ramen right there .

Nightgaunt made this crazy amazing fish for a DGN BBQ we had awhile back, and I actually went through crack-like withdrawals when I was finished, then I just accepted it and cried.

That you are . I'm the uhmm...the...gardener; I bring home the veggies . I'm not too good at it though .

As long as you've known us, when don't we? We practically live at that college except in the summer .

Trailer Park Boys. Amazingly original, honestly every time we show someone new they're like "Wtf, this is so weird, I've never seen a show in this format...". The only show I can think of that is VERY loosely similar would be Ed, Edd & Eddy, but really that's only because of the three main characters in this show. It's not just a seven season show, but there have been two movies and I think five "specials" spawned from it. From the same crew that brings you Hobo With A Shotgun and Happy Fun Time Drunk and on Drugs. Canadian comedy at it's best, and if you've ever been in any trailer park for more than an hour, you'll happen to notice that it's freakishly accurate. The actual story line is very engrossing also, and has deep life moments that anyone human would find humorously touching. You can watch all the episodes, movies, and specials here: www.tpbcentral.com

So I hear sandbox is trying to make a comeback...

Cake + Alcohol = Siesta

Go fishing? You seem like a master baiter .

I'm super upset that neither of you are talking about pirates OR ninjas...I want the click I used on this thread back, false advertisement .

That's what happens when people start talking about Star Wars. Time and time again this happens.

Essentially, everyone is my social sloppy seconds!

Ah, if you were trying to move closer, normally I'd offer up something for rent, but we're full up. We've always got a place to crash though, a lot of DGNers don't mind accommodating other members who are coming in from out-of-town.

You are so hard up for coffee that you have to dump the grinds out of filter from the day before, rinse it out, and use it again because there are none left. True story . Your turn!

No, no, I mean you could be if you wanted to, because your face is so unique and gorgeous, but are super cool because you're not. That's shitty we might not get to see you out again for awhile, until next time .

It's not socially acceptable, there are just some of us so liberated and free from unnecessary and confining social order, that we couldn't give a fuck if our pajamas ruin your day. Our days are always gleeful and filled with whatever options and opportunities we grant ourselves, so public PJ people are essentially mentally invincible . And when someone gets upset because of what we're wearing, or gives us dirty looks which make them look immature, we secretly think "SO trolled..." in the back of our heads. I don't understand what a certain garment, if it's clean and covers your privates, has to do with self-respect, care to elaborate?

I know...she never thinks of the baby seals, so sadistic...

I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight, me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight...

I saw so many people it was like a family reunion. SO MANY MODS...OMFG. TROY - If it weren't for the fact that you are both awesome and generous, it wouldn't have been possible for Pest and I to come out, and trust me we had a blast (AND passed out all of our DGN cards, so hopefully the initial investment was worth it). Raev - No shoes, no shirt, no service (but no pants okay ). Glad I got to see you once this summer after you weren't able to make it to MANFAST. You need to loosen up your schedule and come out either here or hang with us at another club. I get Raev withdrawals . *SIREN* - I should have listed you first, being your birthday and all. Damn bitch...you can gather a crowd! And I didn't mean to call you bitch like, you know, disrespectful... Thanks for that parting cigarette also . You're such the generous type who loves to be gracious that you gave ME something on your birthday . Black Jack - LONG TIME NO SEE . Our living room misses you, our dogs miss you, our consoles miss you, and you assuredly miss our kitten. Until the next time we have Video Game Boot Camp for a few weeks, take care, and thanks for the pours from your pitcher. I will keep sending you MANFAST costume ideas through the year, so keep in touch until you come over again. Pestilence - I was glad to see you at City Club. You are sexy. Let's sex. EEVEE - NEXT WEEKEND (AND WEDNESDAY) IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG. I'ma get you super wasties until you pass out, and then we gon' make love until you wake up . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFdBOKeWz5A Victoriasvengeance - I totally pegged you wrong as a new DGNer, you're not anything like I assumed you were going to be. You're pretty much one of my favorite new breakout DGNers of the year, glad that I put assumptions aside and actually got to know you more. Always remember, since you have the Chernobyl Curse and will undoubtedly become me over time, NOBODY CAN FUCKING SEE US DANCING STUPID LIKE THIS...WE'RE FUCKING INVISIBLE . Keep that in mind when you're drunk, and you'll do just fine. Glitch - SWAT TEAM! You're as cool as people say, you both go great together. I've seen you around, but never spoke to you, glad that the ice has finally been broken. I look forward to many conversational shenanigans to come...SO don't disappoint! Nyxiin - You are so physically unreal, your face is so uniquely gorgeous...that I now must kill you because you're too pretty . Erm...I mean, uhm, you're a very lucky person . And not at all stuck up either, even though with your looks, I'm sure you could be licensed to be snobby and we're glad you're not. You're also a great dancer, so I'm glad you were able to be coerced into tearing up the floor with us. Hope to see you back in this neck of the woods soon! bean - ...I'm sorry I raped you. The way you were sitting there on that bench with your hair done up in pigtails and that low-cut black shirt...well...CLEARLY you were asking for it. Even so, it didn't give me the right to violate your fragile person, but to cover my ass I'm still telling people you wanted it . Slogo - I had fun chatting with you, and especially venting about certain people that we have had it up to HERE with. It feels good to constructively vent sometimes. But I bet after all those drinks, you woke up the next day and screamed: "YOU'RE TEARING MY INSIDES APAHRT, ALCOHOL!" Prick - You've got some sexy man tits. Sorry for grabbing. Thanks for the cigarette, you need to get out more man, I miss your prick presence! Try hitting up a Wednesday night if you can, we miss you! Riku - YOU ARE SO SASSY IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. SERIOUSLY. CUT IT OUT. YOU'RE MAKING THE REST OF US FEEL DRAB. Kthnx :. Or make the other DJs dress up in awesome costumes. void6 - I always get so damn cheery when I see you, I don't know what it is. Only got to chat for a minute around the DJ booth and then I think we got swept away from each other in the crowd. Glad you've been at CC almost every time I go, even though my way of saying hi is usually fucking with your wardrobe, hats, ties, etc. Tradition I suppose, thanks for not backhanding me . Iris - You win at life because you have saucy cigarettes that you love to share, fancy outfits...AND YOU KNOW WHAT EARTHBOUND IS. FTW. Everyone...be more like Iris! And you need to come over at some point so we can knock out the rest of Bubblegum Crisis TWB - You were super wasties, and for a minute I was jealous because when I'M super drunk, I look like I have down syndrome, but when you're drunk your face is so smiley and adorably cute, and you get all huggy (in a non-creepy way). You looked like you were having a wicked fun time, glad you were there, I don't run into your rosy cheerful face as much as I'd like to these days. Spook - Thank you for coming out to CC in order to be Msterbeau. Clearly, that is a dirty job that few people can handle, but you did it nicely. *runs* Shaun - You're really starting to loosen up more socially, I've noticed, and that's very awesome. You're a cool guy and people need to get to know you! Anytime anyone hangs around Troy long enough, they're bound to come out of their shell more, so good job Troy . Zachariah - HAPPY BIRTHDAY and thanks for the new lighter! Your artwork is awesome, and I love when people ask if I have a lighter on me now, because it's a great convo starter . I'm sure that was your intent though. Pleasurekatzen - I don't think I got to say hi to you . This makes Chernobyl a sad panda, I saw you at the DJ booth but you were busy, and when I came back you were gone. Hope you had as awesome of a time as I did. ELEKTROSONIC - One of my favorite resident DJs, you truly go out of your way for people without "selling out", which is a perfect mojito of what the goth scene needs in a DJ. Glad that you're on board for Saturdays and I hope it stays that way! Cool talking to you about Treffen and Kinetic also, and hopefully we'll be coming to your guys' party : . Osaka - I would have hugged you, but your hawk is so l33t I was afraid it would cut my face off. You look so damn good, I know I tell you that all the time, but every time I see you I'm like "WOW...she looks fucking good". So, my apologies for kissing your ass too much. BUT...you didn't dance to Siouxsie! BAD OSAKA, BAD! Torn Asunder - We didn't chat as much as usual, but I'm just glad that you're putting in so much effort to come out to events for DGN, even though they're halfway across the damn state for you. Hope to see you out more, it's amazing that our mod team has been picking up a lot and putting forth SO much effort to get out, and it's even more impressive when one of us drives a few hours to the club as opposed to 15-20 minutes. Hopefully you'll trek out here to hit up more events/nights this fall, because we've got a lot in our bag. Tyger/Cowboydave - Glad you guys came out, didn't get to chat much, but I think by the time you guys came I was probably distracted and moderately lit...so next time! Hellion - Sorry we didn't make it out to your after-party, but it was SO late at night we were about to fall over and die . Clearly, you're much younger at heart than we are and have way more energy. Hopefully Vampyro, myself, and Pest will make it out to your place again soon and we can hit up some more pool at Club FT. Thanks for the cigarette, even though you didn't have your fancy auto-dispensing pack that I find so entertaining. NEXT WEEK: EEVEE'S BIRTHDAY! Hopefully we can see just as many people out! Someone please bring a wheelchair for me, I feel bad having people carry me down those flight of stairs, and you're probably going to have to :rofl:.

We're going to get so hammered, that we won't be able to find the Cobalt, and will have to walk back to Warren through Krainz Woods. At least it's not Brightmoor...better wear some good shoes (but not expensive ones).

Every time you don't show up to Mars Bar's Industrial Wednesday for Eevee's 21st birthday...God kills a kitten. If you're someone other than Nocker, this should bother you. Please...think of the kittens . (I think of the kittens...and should be there ).

Hi new person from Warren, MI. I'm a long-time DGNer living in Warren, MI. That means you should go! And if you're nervous about going by yourself, I'm also able to act as a social lubricant, to assure that your first thrust will come with ease, no friction, and minimal tearing.

What is rope dart? It sounds dangerously intriguing.

...? WTF language is that? In German, I can roughly translate it to: "The eats hi"

Aw man, hope you got some antibiotics and that they worked great.