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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/42159001#42159001 It's a video, not an article.

Oh also, the Chernobyl situation was exacerbated because they were ridiculous and not only used graphite to cool the reactors but also had absolutely NO fail-safes or containment layers. Japan wasn't that stupid.

Uhhhhhhhhhmmm...probably should have told you this Phee, because I already talked it over with Rayne, but she's trying to downsize and all so you're moving into our garage. I'll pick you up from work later and we can stop by your old home to get your shit .

Avenged Sevenfold is sofuckingawful that I actually opted to listen to Modest Mouse instead.

Fixed! (Not everything is a conspiracy, sorry. People who look for conspiracy in everything are just as bad as the cover-ups themselves. If such extreme conspiracies are right, then my cat, Gitzie, is clearly the dominant species, both Lady Gaga AND myself have a huge honkin' weiner, and the president lives in my pants on the weekends (but don't tell Michelle! )

*siiiigh* Wow...I don't even know how to comment to that. I mean hell, I COULD go steal my neighbor's car and blame it on someone else, but that doesn't mean I'm going to do it. Maybe that's what I'm getting at...

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Just gained another roommate! w00t!

Ahhh silly men, your cover has been blown . I knew from the time I was five that men most likely edited anything that doesn't completely slob their knob out of the bible because of control shit and double standards. Just disappointed it took so long to uncover. I'm not even Christian anymore, but from a historical aspect this is a satisfying article. Almost wished there was a time-machine so we could go back and inform the women if yesteryear, but oh well, life is like that it seems.

Yeeeah, found out that I work tonight anyway . FML.

That's where we were last night . Our buddy who used to be on DGN got back from the military and we ended up just staying in because there was nothing to do and we didn't want to go to CC. If you think of something fun and drivable and want some friends, shoot me a line, we might be down. Or if you're just going out with your girl that's cool. Event-wise, I'm drawing a blank for tonight also (except CC).

Finally got the gas turned back on, but it's too hot in here now. I should call them back here so they can turn it off again .

I think you should do polished, like a nice buff to make it glisten!

No, when the nuclear plant went in Chernobyl it released a visible plume of radiation. The people living in the USSR at the time (and keep in mind Pritpyat and Chernobyl were AFFLUENT for USSR standards, think Birmingham) even ran up to the bridge in town to watch the sparkling strange clouds, not realizing that they were receiving harmful gigantic amounts of radiation by doing so. USSR didn't like to keep their people educated, as we know now. But the long standing effects of Chernobyl includes: Nobody is supposed to live in the immediate area for 250-500 years, deformations in children in the area being born, high detectable thyroid cancer rates among the already born, a condition called "Chernobyl Heart" that can be deadly if not fixed with surgery, the plume extended NE hitting Poland, Russia, Scandinavia, Romania and everything around those areas. We did NOT have any immediate detrimental effects in America, nor really on any other continent besides Europe, and mostly Eastern Europe at that. I did not hear about the fallout being heavily detectable in other areas of the world, but I could be wrong.

Just because I figured I'm going to be drinking excessively today, and this song always reminds me of drinking excessively, getting in my car, smashing it, and going to jail. Old Deadliners probably remember that non-epic epic night . Hopefully on today's run we'll be leaving out steps two through four and only going with step one.

white kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud then getting high like a pitch pipe. are you an mc chris type; a hip hop lovin’ half pint? then just turn on your heartlight. a bunsen burner barfly. this is our time blast it from the boombox, liberate the goondocks, saw your cousin in a tube top, bust a nugget in a tube sock. it’s tupac, it’s big pop, it’s hip hop, it don’t stop. I love that song, I love that groove. motherfucker, well I can’t help but move. so if you don’t mind, if it’s alright with you I’m gonna get in the electric slide line just to prove that: chorus – white kids love hip hop x3 white kids love hip hop and axel, tractors and rambo, playing unreal tournament with infinite ammo. taggers and vandals in black socks and sandals, doin as many drugs as they can motherfuckin’ handle. skippin’ school, breakin’ rules and flippin the bird, fast food cartoons after ittin’ some erb. freakin dem flirts, making’m pur till it hurts, just a couple nerds clockin’ the curbs, a couple a words about my nilla wiggas, packin peters that are measured in milimeters. we don’t talk in the theaters like we’re siskel and ebert. we drink box wine and we listen to weezer.

I dunno, other comedians have done similar things when it was "too soon". First thing that comes to my mind as a South Park fanatic is the episode Satan's Super Sweet Sixteen Party where it was a WEEK (not even I think) after Steve Irwin was killed and not only do they have him showing up trying to get into a party in hell, but also with the stingray barb still sticking out of his chest. That pissed A LOT of people off, but Stone and Parker didn't get fired... I think Aflac went a little TOO overboard by firing him. I could see if they maybe had him publicly apologize for what he said, but even then, it wouldn't have been sincere obviously.

Sick of the gas being shut off and being so damn cold .

Like my eye won't stop twitching...

Everyone keeps acting like it's going to be another Chernobyl, and while possible, I don't think it's likely. And since I am Chernobyl, Herself, I am qualified and approve this message . Obviously there will be a degree of radiation contamination, there already has been, but I doubt it will be on the same scale. I could be wrong, time will tell.

Crystal Castles - Lovers Who Uncover DAMNIT Nocker...now I'm all hooked on a new band and shit .