Was flustered after a very rude collections lady called me from my CU over a past due amount that isn't even over a hundred bucks, and proceeded to talk to me like I was the biggest ghetto hood-bitch whore in the world. Called me a liar over the phone, tried to get me to drain my Roth IRA to pay it, told me I had to get the money "somehow" today, and said I had no intention to pay the credit union back (and I told her that my check is going to be here next week and got delayed a pay period) and then called me a liar once again when I told her that she was putting words in my mouth. Seriously, I want to make a complaint.
But, just when I think my life is bad, I look at the life of Charlie Sheen and realize that this yellow-texting worlock ninja is still winning, and the bank is just hatin' because they can't be so Warren Fabulous.