Destroit

You ever try to dye non-porous non-organic plastic?

Rough day, and my knuckles are broken open along with my hand being swollen after I beat the shit out of myself and my house. It was so necessary, felt nice.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Sunny has green, they did the last time I went in there. The only thing though is whether they have the exact shade you're looking for.

They need something like Zumba, but instead of latin stuff it needs to be breakdancing-related...just sayin'.

If you don't have any luck at Sunny Beauty Supply and don't share the same penchant for seedy neighborhoods as I do, order from www.doctoredlocks.com . Any other online hair supplier is a waste of time and money, imo. I really need to get back into making pieces myself, I was starting to be an awesome wigger.

You won't find exotic colors OUTSIDE Detroit, generally speaking. HOWEVER, there happens to be one Detroit-owned store located in Eastgate Shopping Center at Frazho and Gratiot called Sunny Beauty Supply, and they do have green. As racist as it sounds, and this is in all actuality, the reason you can't find exotic synthetic hair color is because many of the beauty supply stores in the suburbs cater to preppy girls who tend to be Caucasian, so let's say they like plain hair. It's very common, however, in African-American cultures for women's hair to be extravagantly multi-colored. Better taste imo . Hence why I would never get products from places so generic and preppy like Sally Beauty supply because there is no point in doing your hair for hours to make it look exactly like it did when you got up (my opinion on preppy-girl hair, technically not fact ) So green hair doesn't sell out in the suburbs but it can't stay on the shelf long enough in urban areas.

Stories like this make me wish that there was a specific P.O. Box that you could send letters, so everyone in America could send her one explaining to her in clear plain logic why she is a piece of shit and should never have reproduced.

SO motivated. Glad that I'm finally back. The only regret is letting myself go this bad at this stage in life, would have been SO much easier to shed all this weight even just a few years ago. The theory that your metabolism decreases in efficiency by approximately 1% annually beginning at age 21 has got to be correct, because this shit is a little harder than I remember. I don't get wiped as easily from working out though as I did when I first lost my weight years ago because when I did it then, my body was not used to exercise at ALL. Now, even though I haven't done it in a minute, I'm surprised that it's like riding a bike after so many years of not doing it and I don't become completely exhausted in pain like I did. Just, the fat seems to melt away slower though, only problem. I'm a size, probably 14-16 right now (34 x 34 in dude's), goal is to become thin enough to fit into my really cute pin-stripe skirt that I was only able to wear a few times until my life fell apart and I gained massive pounds. It's a size 7, let's see how this works .

You can also cook it into fucking everything. You get a completely different feeling altogether when you do. Eating it = Absolutely 100% harmless (if people are still not sure about vaporizers).

You mean against the girl? I'm not going to say that she was lucky, but a DUI costs like $10,000 now (that's Michigan though, not sure about Texas). So...I mean, I guess that is desserts right there. It all depends on the person, I would have so rather been face slammed into a wall and have my face gashed open than pay $10,000, but I also know not everyone would agree with that. I'm still surprised that he wasn't charged with a felony instead of a misdemeanor. He MAY have been though and had it dropped for a sealed-in guilty plea, that's not uncommon at all. They almost always let you plea out, sometimes it works to your advantage like with this guy, other times it goes against you like it did with me a lonnnnng time ago when I was young, naive, and didn't get how law worked.

WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!! *sniff* ...but...BUT...It's Rick James...you know, enjoy yourself bitches? Cocaine's a hell of a drug? Mother fucker wrote Cold Blooded. Rick fucking JAMES with Eddie Murphy. I will admit, the song would have been better if it were Rick James and Charlie Murphy, but Charlie was too busy keeping it real so Eddie had to clearly step in that day.

I know, right? Fucking, I come in here to drop some awful pop bombs and the eternal already won the thread in the very first post by embedding an awful Ke$ha song. Oh well...back to the drawing board. ...OH! I have to put up with this shit at the gym all the time! Why didn't I think of it? They even play the awful video which I'm about to embed riiiiiight abouuuuuut....naow: Okay, his name for one is "Flo Rida", which is not ACTUALLY a name but a horrible attempt to be clever by fucking over the entire sunny state of Florida by disgracing their name. Secondly, I have no IDEA why there are even women in this video because he is clearly so full of himself he probably goes home and slobs his OWN knob every night. I could see it now: "Excuse me supermodel bitches, you can leave now, Flo Rida's got a little bidness to take care of by himself under his sheets, naw what I mean?" OH...there is also the fact that every Flo Rida song I've heard has been a SHITTY ATTEMPT TO COVER ANOTHER SONG THAT SOMEONE CAME OUT WITH IN THE 1980s AND SADLY NONE OF THE KIDS NOW KNOW ABOUT THESE SONGS SO HE'S GETTING AWAY WITH IT JUST LIKE MOTHERFUCKINGSEANPUFFYPDIDDYPUFFDADDYASSHOLE GOT AWAY WITH IN THE LATE 90S!!!! :rant: *huff...cough...* I'm just happy because I FINALLY got to use "bidness" in a written sentence. There has to be SOME goodness to an awful post like this I suppose...

Got that right! Those are pretty extravagant, will probably run a few hundred dollars each easily. But if you get them done, show us pics!

Smart guy, I completely agree with this. If you comply, then shit like this doesn't happen. You'll even be pleasantly surprised when the officer does something nice like reduces your sentence or lets you go when you aren't an non-compliant brat.

Few things about this: As a student in the Law Enforcement program at my college, the first thing they train you is to treat everyone exactly 100% equal. This means you're going to treat a hardened male felon able to bench press a Volvo and armed to the teeth on the run from the law exactly the same as you're going to treat my 87 year old grandma. Not only is it technically a way to show that officers don't play favorites, but there have been countless men and women in uniform that either went to the hospital or the morgue after work instead of home because they assumed there was no way some prissy blonde little Lindsay Lohan wannabe would be packing a Glock or have a black belt for that matter. Secondly, her LAWYER said that she was sober. There was no prelim breath test done (or at least I didn't see this in the article). As a professional drunk and recovering drunk driver I can tell you by the sound in her voice alone that she had way more than a few to drink. The fact that she appears to wobble on her own feet and looks as if she'll fall on her face the moment the officer let her go is another key indicator. "One of the friends grabbed the wheel and that caused the accident" is worse than the story I told the officer when I got in an accident drunk, and my story was so awful I don't even remember it. Sounds like what I like to call "drunk panic" when you realize you just ruined the night and are probably going to jail because you had a few too many. She probably caused the accident and KNEW she had to call 911, even though she was a bit tipsy. Most likely in her drunkenness she thought, like many drunk people thought, that she could "fool" the cops into thinking she was sober. When they showed up and arrested her for being in a DUI-related accident, she starts resisting. Sounds like the most logical thing to me. The reason she wasn't given a Breathalyzer is most likely because she refused. When you refuse, and what she probably didn't realize, is that by law they then transport you to a hospital, strap you down against your will, and take blood from you whether you like it or not. They were probably in the process of arresting her for this purpose and she started to realize what was going on and resisted. See what caused the accident is all he-said-she-said bullshit, and since we don't know 100%, we can't assume it's true. But for circumstantial evidence I will say she SOUNDS drunk and APPEARS drunk, so that's more than what we have for her sober case. The officer probably fucked up, didn't breath-test her, and now she is pulling the whole "I wasn't drunk card" because by law the officers basically lost that case by not doing it initially. Clarification on use of force: In the case of an arrest, if the arrestee is resisting you are able to use force. Do I think he used too MUCH force? Yes. That was a bad judgment of him. He lost his temper. That happens to most humans. That is the only thing I think he did wrong. I believe that he had all rights to use force, to tackle her onto the pavement like any other police officer following PROTOCOL is to do. She could have gotten just as big of a gash on her face if he would have followed protocol, but it would have been "her fault" in the eyes of the law. He DIDN'T follow take-down procedure, however, and decided to fling the girl into a wall, which is technically felonious assault at that point since a weapon is involved (i.e. the wall. Yes, law considers a wall a weapon, same with the floor, same with the hood of a car). So I agree that he should be charged under the law with felonious assault as he strayed from protocol in a lapse of bad judgment from his temper. If he HAD a temper to begin with, he should have never put on a uniform. Law Enforcement has no room for ill-tempered loose cannons or Billy Badasses, that's how other officers dedicated to their work and doing a great job get a bad rap. Also, to note, assault does not get you jail time Also, to note, assault does not get you jail time (misdemeanor does not, as his charges were dropped to). Doesn't matter if you're an officer or not. Only felonious assault or habitual offenders will usually see any jail time. Texas, like most of America, has a jail overcrowding issue (WORSE actually than any other place besides Cali), and they're not going to waste jail space that could be used on drug/people traffickers coming off the border on assault, that would be silly. But what I AM surprised about is all these people both here and on the news site who are so quick to jump and make physical threats against a police officer who had a lapse in human judgment, a person who goes out everyday with an inadequate firearm (9 mil) against criminals who want to harm them and are probably better armed. Being in a police uniform gives the OTHER person the upper hand, trust me. I think he should be either fired or suspended, but hearing death threats against this officer in a case where none of us where there to witness it and none of us has the full story reinforces my views on so many in society: I am disappoint .

Wow...that was really sad to watch... It's horrible because for as many amazing officers that are out there doing a great job at what they do, dickholes with bad judgment and childish tempers still make their way into the field and give the entire industry a bad image.

You going there? Well then do something! Sucks you live crazy far from everyone, that has to be inconvenient for being social.

Pest and I are probably gonna be bored, have a little dough, and want to do something. Anyone doing anything? Suggestions? Club nights? Anything?

I know, right? Like, you'd think it would be that easy, but for some reason I've always had issues grasping that concept. Getting better as I get older, but still not there yet I guess.

So copied off of Coon and Friends.

How does she fit in there?!?! That has to hurt for someone with extra fluff to squeeze into one of those. Needless to say, I'm impressed. She's probably about my size (judging from rack size, arm size, face roundness) and there's nooooooo way I'd be able to breathe in that! I will say, now that I'm in this thread, I would totally rock this with a different fedora and a black undershirt: ::drool:::drool:::drool:

If I had to wear a full dress in the water, I'd just jump in with my clothes on. What happens when you're swimming out there and dress comes up? Everyone gets an eyefull of undies. But for the times it was the best they could do, erm well, lemme rephrase that, the most "proper" thing they could do. They're cute to walk around wearing on the beach though .