Chernobyl: "Only your hair, Raev. And I'm as virgin as THE PURE SNOW, AND KITTENS, AND FLOWERS, AND JESUS LOVESMESTFUGTFO.
No, I'm kidding. I take crazy amounts of weiner, for the record."
Prick: "LOL you said weiner"
Chernobyl: "Yes, [p]Rick, I meant weiner like sausage. And by sausage I meant something edible. And by something edible I meant cock. And by cock I mean chicken. And by chicken I REALLY mean penis. I'm a pretty easy equation to solve."
This is what happens when DGN is down for a day.